BODY OF CHRIST - Christian Powerviolence (1 Viewer)

[noone]

Ireland, once the land of Saints& Scholars, has become a feckless, heathen society. Thanks to the legalisation of divorce, contraception, television and drinking in pubs on Sunday, the youth of Ireland have had their spirits poisoned by the constant distractions of modern life. As young, caring Christians, we have been made to feel like freaks and outcasts in this modern Ireland. It's been this feeling of rejection from mainstream society that has lead to our interest in the Hardcore Punk scene, particularly the "Powerviolence" and "Grindcore" genres whose extreme sonic agression perfectly sums up our feelings of rage and frustration with this now godless country. However, the negative imagery and depressing lyrics of such bands as "Despise You" and "Crowd Control" are not quite our scene, and we felt perhaps it was time for a new approach - so what better to suit such agressive music than our own particular form of aggressive Christianity.

We're Body Of Christ.

And we're here to put the Fear of God back into you.

Convert here:
www.myspace.com/bodyofchristamen

debut demo "ONWARD CHRSITIAN SOLDIERS" to be recorded 27/10/2007


Amen.

 

[sludgegrinder]

Ha ha....classic!!!!!

 

[DeAd_KeV]

jesus-titty-fucking christ!

 

[Corm]

Please please please don't be a joke and actually record songs and play gigs and be good. Or else your myspace site will undergo a hostile takeover and be co-opted.

 

[Rachel666]

someone go spread the good news to moshspace....

 

[Konstruct]

is this for real, quite funn either way. icons of filth have an lp called onward christian soldiers, im sure its a hole lot better than wot this shall be

 

[spuded]

ICONS OF FILTH...fuck yeah, managed to pick up that demo's lp, 'not on her majesties service' a while back there...fuckin excellent, nearly better than onward christian soldiers.

 

[therealjohnny]

Please please please don't be a joke and actually record songs and play gigs and be good. Or else your myspace site will undergo a hostile takeover and be co-opted.

what he said

 

[cesspooldublin]

I dunno man.Those lyrics are fucking appaling.I really hope it's a joke

 

[jane]

I dunno man.Those lyrics are fucking appaling.I really hope it's a joke

Are you sure you're looking at the same site I am?

"You didn't obey Him, and now he punishes you
Repent on your knees as your pants fill with poo
(response)
All is not lost yet, now is the time
To turn from your sins, to repent of your crime
Only He can save you from this spiritual muddle
Open your arms and give Him a cuddle"

I hope it's not a joke. Because, uh, if it's a joke it's maybe not as funny as it is if it's real.

I'm confused now and I need to go lie down.

 

[spuded]

if it's a joke it's maybe not as funny as it is if it's real.

what she said

 

[São Paulo Punk]

"You didn't obey Him, and now he punishes you
Repent on your knees as your pants fill with poo
(response)
All is not lost yet, now is the time
To turn from your sins, to repent of your crime
Only He can save you from this spiritual muddle
Open your arms and give Him a cuddle"

Something tells me that these guys are definitely for real.

 

[Rachel666]

their gigs could be like mass with communion n hymn sheets... just like what warlords of pez did...

 

[rotten tropics]

think its funny enough.depends on the band sounding like some despise/dropdead mentally angry shit which would be amazing.or short beatdown songs which i'm kind of expecting and will be shiiiiitttyyyy

 

[Daniel]

so who is in the band anyway?

 

[Willie Willions]

Whoever is in the band is now reading this thread and having second thoughts about their wacky idea.

 

[cesspooldublin]

think its funny enough.depends on the band sounding like some despise/dropdead mentally angry shit which would be amazing.

joke or not, if they deliver the crushing musical goods they seem to think they can, then I'm down.Specially if it sounds like Despise You.

 

[Daniel]

Whoever is in the band is now reading this thread and having second thoughts about their wacky idea.

You are?

 

[Willie Willions]

No more joke bands for me! That's a lie.

 

[Corm]

Is De Knobbiness not a fake Christian HC band!?