Black Metal Nonsense Mongers (1 Viewer)

[Corm]

It's high time there was a thread highlighting just how stupid black metal bedroom warriors can be. I'll get it going:

Look at the even stupider weird little fish behind the big fish! Your man looks like a bleedin fish himself! Black Fishing Metal!

 

[therealjohnny]

I think he's dreamy

he's so dark and mysterious, someone must have hurt him real bad

 

[flashback]

Its not his fault you just dont get it Corm.




I'd love a bit of smoked pike now that you mention it though. Nice bit of fresh brown bread, butter, bit of lemon there.
Dreamy.



Edit; Fuck me. He's got a dogfish doing tricks there behind him too. I am fairly sure its close to impossible to really train dogfish properly.



EDIT: NIGGAZ GOT A GAT TOO!!!!!!

 

[Janer]

I just posted in the thread to say that the thread title is a grabber and a half.
I know little about Metal camps so I shall leave quietly now.

 

[nooleen]

 

[Corm]

These lads' band is actually class. Pack of fuckin mentals though. Respectable mickey on lompy there, all the same.

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[nooleen]

you're a wizard, johnny

 

[kleft]

 

[ravishinrikrude]

"aw bollix, there's me aul' wan. she'll fuckin' brain me if she sees that i went out with no top on again"

 

[GO]

Fair flute on yer man is right.Id say Glendvira would have a thing or two to say about that.

 

[ravishinrikrude]

that is a fair ol' wand on that chap.

 

[nooleen]

yeah right, he's only got a lob on is all.

 

[GO]

Sounds like you know a soft horn when you see one.

 

[Gambra]

This is a black metal thread, not a goth thread!

 

[Anarcho Munk]

Trve 24/7

 

[Corm]

 

[Corm]

 

[nooleen]

it's celtic frosties time again

 

[ddmurph]