biys and their trying to get a blow job routine (2 Viewers)

[Hair Iron Madin]

i have noticed something over the years .tell me if ye too have experienced these things.
now its no surprise to me that a guy would want a blow job.but what i cant help but notice is that they all have the same routine for trying to get one.

out of curiosity. what brought this to the forefront of your mind?

was it the one of 5 sexual fantasies a day women are proported to have* or was it in response to one of the 7 sexual fantasies a day that men supposedly have** and said male of species was trying to make his dreams come true with you?


* & ** source: seeing the words sexual, fantasy and woman on same page of sunday times brain supliment and eyes glazing over as realises its minefield of useless facts

 

[therealjohnny]

out of curiosity. what brought this to the forefront of your mind?

I thought it was because she was in the middle of the act as she was typing

you know how your mind strays sometimes

 

[Lord Damian]

7 sexual fantasies a day that men supposedly have**

isn't this supposed to be 7 a minute? or one every 7 minutes?

7 a day?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahhaaaaaaa.....




errrrrr.....i mean......

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

isn't this supposed to be 7 a minute? or one every 7 minutes?

7 a day?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahhaaaaaaa.....




errrrrr.....i mean......

nah thats sexy thoughts you're thinking of. sexy fantasies apparently take a bit longer to... eh.... grow.

 

[theweeyin]

nah thats sexy thoughts you're thinking of. sexy fantasies apparently take a bit longer to... eh.... grow.

Durrrty

 

[Lord Damian]

nah thats sexy thoughts you're thinking of. sexy fantasies apparently take a bit longer to... eh.... grow.

i wasn't thinking about sexy thoughts, i was lying back and thinking of england.

 

[billygannon]

i wasn't thinking about sexy thoughts, i was lying back and thinking of england.

England's quite sexy.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

i wasn't thinking about sexy thoughts, i was lying back and thinking of england.

so big ben stroke on the hour then?

 

[Vinnie]

I always thought furious was a far superior adverb for masturbation.

yes

as in 'he masturbated feverishly every morning before getting out of bed'

 

[theweeyin]

England's quite sexy.

Urgh. And on the 300th anniversary of them taking my country's independence. How could you Billy, how could you?

 

[Lord Damian]

so big ben stroke on the hour then?

big ben indeed.

 

[billygannon]

Urgh. And on the 300th anniversary of them taking my country's independence. How could you Billy, how could you?

England took Scotland sexily.

 

[Lord Damian]

England took Scotland sexily.

it's true - was all in braveheart...the law of prima what's-it-called...

 

[theweeyin]

England took Scotland sexily.

urgh. That's like thinking about old people having sex !bog

 

[therealjohnny]

it's true - was all in braveheart...the law of prima what's-it-called...

Louis Prima?

 

[ernesto]

England took Scotland sexily.

up the jacksy

 

[Space]

I always thought furious was a far superior adverb for masturbation.

I believe vigorously to be the pinnacle of masturbational adverbs.

 

[therealjohnny]

I believe vigorously to be the pinnacle of masturbation adverbs.

desperately
pathetically
publicly
charmingly
malodorously

all good

 

[billygannon]

I believe vigorously to be the pinnacle of masturbational adverbs.

methodically?

 

[Lord Damian]

nonchalantly