Bill Gates photospread (1 Viewer)

[brianMy Remorse]

hes making that face most geeks make when they see boobs for the first time.

Patrick:"do you know what ed gein said what he thinks about when he sees a beatuiful woman?"
Work Associate:"whats that Patrick?"
Patrick:"well, he said "part of me wants to take ger out to dinner, treat her nice and show her a good time"
Work Associate:"what the other part say?"
Patrick :"the other part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick!"

 

[Cormcolash]

hes making that face most geeks make when they see boobs for the first time.

Patrick:"do you know what ed gein said what he thinks about when he sees a beatuiful woman?"
Work Associate:"whats that Patrick?"
Patrick:"well, he said "part of me wants to take ger out to dinner, treat her nice and show her a good time"
Work Associate:"what the other part say?"
Patrick :"the other part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick!"

It looks like she said something that he was meant to say, and he has to laugh at it in front of all the cameras, but he can't stop thinking about how the bitch stole his line and how he's gonna fuckin kill her for that and stick her head in his fridge.

 

[avernus]

 

[brianMy Remorse]

you legend!

 

[Cormcolash]

I think that picture pretty much summed up what Jeff Bezos is thinking.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

i wanna watch that movie now

 

[avernus]

not really the kind of thing to watch before bed. like playing hitman contracts until 5am with a bottle of jack in you. bad fuckin dreams.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

not really the kind of thing to watch before bed. like playing hitman contracts until 5am with a bottle of jack in you. bad fuckin dreams.

haha that sounds like a class night!!

*note to self must try it*
*note to self dont do it with Max Payne.. part of that freaked me out*

 

[avernus]

haha that sounds like a class night!!

*note to self must try it*
*note to self dont do it with Max Payne.. part of that freaked me out*

part of Max Payne freaked me out too - mostly the part where I finished it in a few hours and brought it back. great idea for a game though - love that noir shit.

contracts is infinitely scarier. in one level, I looked through a keyhole to see some dead girl hanging from the ceiling...blood everywhere and some fat butcher chopping away at her severed arm. all to the tune of some 50's song.

fucking disturbed the shit out of me. I fuckin shot that guy a couple hundred times. unloaded fuckin magazine after magazine into his sick fat fuckin head. errr....it was only a game though.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

i must try this contracts then... intriguing.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

haha bill gates to video game violence....

not so much of a massive leap at all in discussion.

 

[avernus]

hehe yeah. I bet bill gates is pretty rad at video games.

 

[LMD64]

dah, jeff bezos like pretty lady

jeff bezos make kissy kissy with pretty lady, too. dah, me like pretty lady taste.

 

[veryslowey]

 

[Goff]

Brilliant. Yet strangely worrying that you found them, Pete.

Were you looking for teens or bill gates?

I'm not sure which is creepier.

Bill Gates. What a dream....

I used to have a pair of Troo's like that. Probably.

 

[Cormcolash]

This amused me for 5 minutes or so:

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/tech/billgate/gates.htm