attn mormon nailer - answer me this (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

is it true that you and albert thought it'd be funny to pull a knife on some randmoers in a chalet at atp and stick it to someones throat?

funniest story i've ever heard - i want it to be true!

 

[Ciarán R]

is it true that you and albert thought it'd be funny to pull a knife on some randmoers in a chalet at atp and stick it to someones throat?

funniest story i've ever heard - i want it to be true!

i was there. it is true. and yes, it was incredibly funny. it was primarily mormon nailer's doing I think. i was incredibly drunk at the time and had forgotten about it until someone reminded me. Some guy knocked on the door for a party and mormon nailer got friendly with him limerick-style

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

amazing

i'm not even goign to acknowledge anyone that isn't from limerick in december

 

[ITalkShite]

Oh my god, that's terrible - that guy might have had depression. Happy World Mental Health Day everybody.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

what happened was this:

Some stoner dude wondered into our chalet. We were all sitting around having a sexy party and we offered the guy a beer and having a chat. he was in the middle of the room between everybody, Albert was by the doorand I was by the kitchen. Albert jokingly said "lets beat him up". Yer man looked slightly bemused. I had the breaadknife in my hand and hand, brandished it a bit and and said "yaeh lets eat the fucker".

At which point yer man absolutely shat himself and ran out the door in cartoon fashion.

The holding the knife to his throat is an slight exagateraion as he was in the middle of the room and i was by the kitchen,

The look of terror on the guys face was hillarious (at the time).

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

hmmmmm....nobody said "breadknife" to me either...

i'm all disappointed now. thanks richard.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The guy was genuinely very frighterned. We all felt guilty after we stopped laughing.

 

[MDR]

what happened was this:

Some stoner dude wondered into our chalet. We were all sitting around having a sexy party and we offered the guy a beer and having a chat. he was in the middle of the room between everybody, Albert was by the doorand I was by the kitchen. Albert jokingly said "lets beat him up". Yer man looked slightly bemused. I had the breaadknife in my hand and hand, brandished it a bit and and said "yaeh lets eat the fucker".

At which point yer man absolutely shat himself and ran out the door in cartoon fashion.

The holding the knife to his throat is an slight exagateraion as he was in the middle of the room and i was by the kitchen,

The look of terror on the guys face was hillarious (at the time).

Sorry, I'm confused, did he accept your offer of a beer or not?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

He he was all settled in and chillin and stuff

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

was he english?

 

[Ciarán R]

The guy was genuinely very frighterned. We all felt guilty after we stopped laughing.

yeah now I remember it a little clearer. It was the last night right? i think I did something to my ankle while dancing that night?! You did look at him fairly viciously all the same

 

[B.F. Finlayson]

"actually, now i think back, it was a butter knife, and he was a slice of bread, brown i think, no wait.. white... definatley white"

crap story.

 

[avernus]

I pulled a knife on a guy once too. It was all laughs until I realised that nobody else thought so. Still, I laughed and laughed as I gently stroked the knife across his belly.

 

[Lord Damian]

I pulled a knife on a guy once too. It was all laughs until I realised that nobody else thought so. Still, I laughed and laughed as I gently stroked the knife across his belly.

do you take rep IOU's? post of the week.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

was he english?

Yeah.
I didn't really expect hom to bolt - I was flamin drunk myself and only remembered what happened when Kate and Melanie told me the next day.
ATP - happy times.

You should ask Albert about the squat we visited in leeds between the 2 Shellac ATP's - Or the girl at the LA ATP with the shaved pussy - that was funny.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I pulled a knife on a guy once too. It was all laughs until I realised that nobody else thought so. Still, I laughed and laughed as I gently stroked the knife across his belly.

it's the christopher walken avi that really sells that post!

 

[telford collier]

I was at a party with albert and this huge hard looking s.a.s guy named john jericho. they were talking to this nerdy guy and albert turned to john and said 'I'll give you twenty quid to punch this guy in the face" john said, 'look mate, and i aint bein funny, but i'm gonna have to deck you. its nothin personal' the guy went completely white and was close to tears before they burst out laughing. later on albert said 'look! theres a baby wolf' and punched john jericho in the face for no reason.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

that guy is intense
is he still commanding his own private army from the floor of hmv?
jericho i mean...not albert - he's not intense at all, he's a sweetheart

 

[telford collier]

He moved back to engalnd to assume his real identity or something...thats what i reckon anyway...what the hell kinda name is john jericho?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

http://www.thrillingdetective.com/eyes/jericho.html