Arachnophobia - you know, spiders and stuff (1 Viewer)

[east hastings]

 

[washingcattle]

Millions of Killer spiders eh ?

Not according to science.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24636116

But then who want's to hear from science when a tabloid is around to whip you up into a panic.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hey, everyone likes bananas right?

Well if you shop at Sainsbury, they now come with clusters of the world's deadliest (poisonous, not brilliant in Dublin) spiders. Yay!

Brazilian Wandering spider: Consi and Richard Taylor forced to flee home after finding deadly spiders in Sainsbury’s bananas | Metro News

 

[washingcattle]

Several highlights in that story

1

Sainsbury’s initially gave Consi and her husband Richard, 37, a £10 voucher to make up for their troubles

£10 for poisonous fucking spiders!! My lady once got a pack of crisps that only had 6 crisps in it. So she took a photo and emailed it to the Irish company involved who will remain Tayto and they sent her a box containing 30 packs of crisps within a week. True story

2

' I was so scared I started crying,’

Well I'm sure that helped the situation no end. Remind me to start crying if I'm ever confronted by a bear or Mountain Lion. Did you shriek and say "Oh My God" over and over again while not running away ? because they teach that to navy SEALs these days. "Just stay put, shriek, maybe you could do a little dance with your feet and demand someone else deal with the problem, do you hear me soldier?"


3

‘I hope I didn’t eat one but I can’t be sure. I now have a phobia of buying bananas. We don’t know whether they’ve all gone,’

If you ate one I'm sure it's entered your DNA and you are now part spider, and everyone knows that spiders are impervious to fumigation. Poison actually makes them more aggressive and twice as deadly. They also hold grudges and are coming for you and your family in particular.

Fuck Sake.

The Headline should have been "Silly woman sees spider and acts irrationally"

 

[dudley]

So this ginormous lad just tried to eat me. Should I be worried...

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I say yes. Mr Cattle will say no.

 

[Evil_g]

 

[washingcattle]

View attachment 8095 So this ginormous lad just tried to eat me. Should I be worried...

No, Fuck him, you'll be grand sure.

 

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KIDS EATING GIANT SPIDERS

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[washingcattle]

KIDS EATING GIANT SPIDERS

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That's on my life menu now. First Lobster then Tarantula never had either.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

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According to a 2006 New Yorker profile, Christopher Hitchens once declared that “the four most overrated things in life were champagne, lobsters, anal sex, and picnics.”

 

[washingcattle]

And Joanna Newsome.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Australian Flooding Causes Spiders to Take Over Farmlands

 

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[pete]

yes i know it's not a spider, but

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sneaky bastards

 

[therealjohnny]

Spider Swarm Makes For The Most Terrifying Vine Ever (VIDEO)

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[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Eugh, why do I watch this stuff?

 

[therealjohnny]

You probably shouldn't click this either

Man Finds A Mud Dauber Nest In His Kitchen Holding Dead Spiders

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Eugh, why do I watch this stuff?

It's worth it for gems like this