a thread about the landlord (1 Viewer)

[muffin]

blades of glory = .|..|

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

blades of glory = .|..|

You're darn tootin'!

 

[Corey]

"come mommy."

"Jesus"

 

[Yurn!]

I knew some blokes once who's gaff was so dirty they did a white paint job on the walls a few weeks before they left. Realising it made the carpet look even filthier, they painted the carpet as well.

Dumbfuck landlord never even noticed.

 

[La La]

chuckle.

 

[muffin]

i think thats gonna be my new wallpaper...on my computer ,not my house..

 

[muffin]

You're darn tootin'!

i wanna change my phone message to 'hi its jimmy. if you have a dream, chase it!' only i cant rememebr the exact words..

 

[Diddles]

Neil Diamond was fueled creatively
by his hatred of immigrants

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[muffin]

generate yr own will ferrell film here

mine actually sounded reasonably..

 

[Charlie Bucket]

chuckle.

"I need to get my drink on"

 

[muffin]

'you scare me'..

this is still as funny as ever..plus i think i love the name pearl for a little girl..

 

[ernesto]

'you scare me'..

this is still as funny as ever..plus i think i love the name pearl for a little girl..

my little sisters name.

 

[muffin]

my little sisters name.

really?it's super cute!!!

 

[ernesto]

really?it's super cute!!!

pity she's not.
she's actually got glandular fever at the moment and is covered in rashes.
hilarious stuff. poor girl.
my mate's sister is also called pearl. was quite odd - unusual name loikes

 

[muffin]

two pearls??thats pretty weird..i do love names that makes little girls sound like old women!!

 

[cpr]

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this often gives me a great laugh
i :heart: will ferrell

 

[cpr]

pity she's not.
she's actually got glandular fever at the moment and is covered in rashes.
hilarious stuff. poor girl.
my mate's sister is also called pearl. was quite odd - unusual name loikes

ooh i had glandular fever once...not nice at all. made me realise there is a price to pay for boy kissing.valueable lesson that one.

 

[ernesto]

ooh i had glandular fever once...not nice at all. made me realise there is a price to pay for boy kissing.valueable lesson that one.

a boy!!!!!!!!?
i shall hear of no such thing!
actually she has a boyfriend. he's a little dickhead.

 

[cpr]

that little prick probably gave it to her...you should smash his noggin in with a chair...and then put it on you tube for my amusement.

 

[cpr]

jesus i'm tired and talking a world of shite...no more wrestling for me. it brings out a side of me ive spend years trying to supress..