24 hours of piss (2 Viewers)

[cpr]

I think i have 24 hours bad luck, since about 10 last night everything I've tried to do has gone tits up. first my dog took a freaker and destroyed my slippers, then my computer went all skitzy and wouldn't let me send something for hours which I needed for this morning in work. Then on arriving in work I went into the admin office where I NEVER go and spilled a full coffee all over the computer/telephone and into a colleague's(who i don't know very well) handbag. Luckily no harm was done but i did have to go to class covered in coffee and smelling rotten. then i couldn't get the lock of the classroom door opened and looked like a total fucking moron on front of my students.

So what i really wanna know is where can I find (a) A genie (b) a leperchaun or (c) A shotgun, to end this madness.

 

[sweetoblivion]

aw that totally sucks! sometimes all your bad luck comes together

 

[jane]

I hope the bad luck wore off. It was a full moon, I think. Maybe that's it?

Also, though, never, ever play with a loaded genie.

 

[whathappen?]

its all over now. have a cup of tea and a galaxy. things will seem better after that

 

[muffin]

she's gone out with her boy..so dont feel too sorry for her

 

[cpr]

went to milanos for pizza and it was not poisoned pizza and I wasnt injured on my way home so I think its worn off...yay!

 

[La La]

tayto salt and vinegars, a mars ice cream and a copy of OK!!!!!111oneone magazine makes everything ok

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I knocked over another coffee today. Over a file.

 

[cpr]

Were you mortified?I was burning with shame cos I don't know the people in our office and they looked at me like I was a fucking tit.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

hey everybody?

can we have this hug added to the smilies?

 

[cpr]

yeah lets get down with some hugs

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Were you mortified?I was burning with shame cos I don't know the people in our office and they looked at me like I was a fucking tit.

I was.
it happened a couple of weeks ago too. There's a thread on it somewhere.
that time I got coffee all over my white shirt....

 

[cpr]

aw man. That sucks. I usually wear really dark clothes to work but today I was wearing a light grey dress so I was covered in stains too. could this be a sign we should turn away from coffee?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

could this be a sign we should turn away from coffee?

dont do anything rash

 

[wageslave]

aw man. That sucks. I usually wear really dark clothes to work but today I was wearing a light grey dress so I was covered in stains too. could this be a sign we should turn away from coffee?

talk about 2 + 2 =5 !

give up clothes ... or work

 

[Lord Damian]

what a misleading thread title.



yeah, sometimes things suck.

 

[therealjohnny]

what a misleading thread title.

Totally!

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Anyone ever gone into work, sat at their desk, began shaking up their morning yop only to have it explode all over their cacks, making it look like you've jipped all over yourself/been jipped all over?

 

[Lord Damian]

Anyone ever gone into work, sat at their desk, began shaking up their morning yop only to have it explode all over their cacks, making it look like you've jipped all over yourself/been jipped all over?

i only had my first yop the other day...but i do drink tomato juice in the morning. the other day it spilled in my lap and made it look like i was having my monthly.

 

[cpr]

i walked into my classroom this morning, plugged in the lights and one of the bulbs exploded.


THE CURSED ONE!