2002 The Year Of Rock (1 Viewer)

[chriths]

and the slash's sister in-law one is true as well dammit!

 

[krystal]

sing hosannas! Please say it's so!

 

[Stuart Little]

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And now I think you should all go to nationalgeographic.org and read about how the sun DOES set before itself twice a year in the southern hemisphere....

...and you all thought you were stupid...

 

[Keeror]

Har har nationalgeographic.org is just like the Onion.
To wit:
• Beaver Reintroduction in Scotland Faces Opposition
• U.S. Military Working on Ultimate “Stink Bomb”

But I see nothing about sun sets in the south...

 

[Keeror]

it gets better:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/10/1023_corkscrewduck.html

The Argentine lake duck is small, weighing a little more than a pound (640 grams) and extending about 16 inches (41 centimeters) long from head to tail. Its penis, at about 17 inches, is the longest of any bird known so far, said McCracken.

"Our best guess is that the birds use [the long penis] as a kind of lasso," McCracken said. "The males have to chase the females, and even during copulation the females are trying to escape."

 

[Stuart Little]

i did not know that about nationalgeographic.org. seriously.

odd coincidence.

regarding ducks... have a looksee at this...
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

ps.
theonion.com is brill.

check out: http://www.fark.com/ for timewasting links

 

[Keeror]

Ho ho ho. The cruel irony!

Killer Whale "Willy" Shows Reluctance to Be Free
September 10, 2001 — After a second summer of whale boot camp, it seems that Keiko, the killer whale who starred in the movie "Free Willy," is still not prepared to embrace his freedom and join wild orcas in the North Atlantic.