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"I fucked your mother last night" Written below it... "Go home Dad, your'e drunk."

www.no2nice.org Explains it all really.... Damn Europeans.

Sad, but: 1. Lords of the Rings 2. The Mission 3. The Piano (eek!) Mellow morning music, to counter the mayhem from the previous night.

What? Oh yeah... yes... that's what I'm doing. Is it that obvious...? Damn. Hee hee. :rolleyes:

Ouch... right under the wings. You cad!!! :)

That's it!! Thank you, oh thank you... your majesty :D

Does that mean it's all over between the two of us?? *sniff* You only liked me for my absinthe! You cruel, cruel man...! How could you???!!?? *tries not to yawn again*

No absinthe... never again. I don't even have the half bottles of Cointreau, tequila and Galliano in the cubpboard, that no-one would normally drink. Cocktails...yay!

Caffeine has revived me (partially). Hopefully, I will sound more coherent... thingie... that... you do... *yawn*

Three weeks ago in Galway. Can't remember the name of the band... only the lead singer (friend of a friend). Really good music, pity I can't remember the name. Doh! I'm going for coffee now....

Could be worse. At least he's not singing the 'Funky Boots' song. 'Funky boots, funky boots Anybody got those funky boots..?' Damn... I wondering if that is a real song, or just my head reminding me to get some caffeine quick. Coffee. Yay!! .|..|

Bah!

If you consider that image pornographic, you've obviously not had very much experience with the 'fairer sex'. Buy some manuals, dammit... :p

:eek: No. Maybe your tiny imagination is running away from you. You haven't had a ride in a while...hmm??

Why all the fussin' and the feudin'...? Can't we all just get along...? Hee hee.

Not quite the ramblings of a madman such as Patrick Bateman ('American Psycho')... but still.... :eek:

Here ya go: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/europe/barcelona/

Wow. It acyually looks like a nice area from this view :)

Wow. Really?

Hey Hector, that wonderbra really does do wonders for your breasts. You bitch!! ;)