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  1. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Things we know in our hearts but won't admit

    I cwy to Pavement befaw. Crappy indie jangle music make me and my sloth cwy.
  2. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    don caballero on relapse?

    Wheels think he gweat guitar cos he post tab and have John Coltwane quote.
  3. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    the " '86 Metallica" of 2005

    What I think you mean is "Infernal hails, goatbrothers."
  4. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    What is your favourite song ever?

    Every girls my girlfriend by The kids of Widney high
  5. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    In wesponse to the esteemed opinions of mister html, I would wequest that he not intewupt a high minded discussion of bestiality and foreskin cats. This Liam chap must have lot of time on hands to dwink wee, be wetawded and impersonate Iwish wock personalities.
  6. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    ChrisBurkeIsGod is concerned the offspwing of union would be a winkley half cat half-man cweature with idiosyncwatic tastes in bevewages. Is world weady for such a cweature.:eek:
  7. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    WANTED: String Player to make noises!

    It's silly poopooheads having some zany capers. I prefer Chris Burke and the special olympics and cocopops.
  8. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    A fair point, thee who imbibes mictuwation. Poor lickle cat look sad alweady. It be even sadder after being wooted by weewee dwinkers big willy.
  9. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Whipping Boy

    No I wear my y-fronts. And my Chawles Burke t-shirt. Obadeeobawdawwwwww life go on! lawlawlawlaw life go on!
  10. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Whipping Boy

    I would say to my uwine dwinking fwiend that we all enjoy a bowel movement. But, peepole with disability enjoy it more since it is maw of a twiumph over adversity getting onto the toilet. I whip Howace when he gets up to any of feces thwowing antics but I don't whip boys.
  11. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    ChrisBurkeIsGod thinks that weeweedrinker kill two birds wit one stone with foreskin cat, considering homoewotic tendency and like for bestiality. If you wub foreskin cat lots, he get bigger?
  12. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    No, he my hewo. He a hewo faw all special need peepole.
  13. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    Was it a pwetty forskin cat? If it was you can have wep, cos you lived with animal who's whole body get covered in smegma which is smelly and not nice.
  14. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Ninjas Vs Pirates?

    Yeah, they're the bestest of them all. Whan I little boy I have toy SS man who squirt zyklon b and shout achtung shweinhund and stuff when I pull stwing.
  15. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Ninjas Vs Pirates?

    I like piwates but them piwates look like silly poopooheads. And they probly have scurvy and clap and sodomise each other on high seas.
  16. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Hungry Hungry Hippos Vs. Pop up Pirate...

    Yah. Simon melted when westwant burn down faw tenth time. Playin with matches bold. I like wapping. Fight da powah!
  17. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    Twud appear to be a cat that was genetically mutated with a fore skin. Ahhhhh the wonders of modern science.
  18. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Hungry Hungry Hippos Vs. Pop up Pirate...

    This bettah than buckawoo. http://www.funny-games.biz/fuckaroo.html
  19. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Hungry Hungry Hippos Vs. Pop up Pirate...

    Pop up pirate not allowed in my house when I little cos plastic sawds are dangewuss. Hungry hippo make me warm and fuzzy in pants though. I pwefer Hitler film to gween day cos hitler have mustash like porn model fanny fuzz.
  20. ChrisBurkeIsGod

    Extreme adventures in Rep!

    I'm pwetty sure it was wick astley or chesney hawkes who wote that.
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