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Endings - A One Act Play Lonely Playwrite - wow.. I can't believe my plays got deleted... harsh! God - Harsh!? you should see what they did to my son! ha ha ha! but seriously you got to do what you wanted to, didn't you? Lonely Playwrite - I don't know, maybe... I'm not sure what the...

Re: Pete - A One Act Play DUDLEY - A ONE ACT PLAY Man - shut up! fin

Re: Pete - A One Act Play he's not even he's just deleting them now :(

Politics - A One Act Play Mark - uh.. hey... you know that girl down on the help desk? Paul - the blone one? yeah sure I know her Mark - well she just pinched me on the ass and told me I had a nice 'package' Paul - Sweet!

People - A One Act Play Darkness.. the beginging of time... lights fade up.... Man - Lo, I am Man! master of all I see! Woman - I am Woman, I am here to serve man and raise him children Man - Woman serve me, bare me children! Woman - okay... I will... actually... no... I don't want...

Kinky - A One Act Play Wife - so that's what fisting is, yeah? Well I'm sorry honey, I don't care what Frank's wife does... I'm so not doing that!

Fidelity - A One Act Play Greg - so I hooked my Sony SB-324S tuntable up to the Philips K-102B pre-amp which gives me far superior bass response across the spectrum with out a loss in.. Hank - wow right... eh Greg, there was a reason I called over... Greg - Hold on Hank, I'm just going to...

Envy - A One Act Play Suzanne - and I can't believe all those creppy internet kids are ripping off your one act play idea... and so badly!....I'm mean get a clue nerds! Lonely Playwrite - I know, I was surprised, not what I expected at all... could you pass the salt? Suzanne - sure...

War - A One Act Play Solider 1 - I know I shouldn't say this, but I'm really enjoying this war! Solider 2 - I know! me too! I can't believe it, I thought I'd hate killing people, but I actually find it really easy! Solider 1 - me too! Solider 3 - Hey! Guys! I just shot another bad guy...

Health - A One Act Play Doctor - ...you have alcholism, it is a disease... but for God's sake you're ruining your life and the life of everyone you love! Get a hold of yourself! patient exits, next patient enters Dcotor - Okay, lets see... you have chicken pox... it's a disease. But for...

Selling Out? - A One Act Play Executive - wow, people are really loving your last play, they were HOT for that one Lonely Playwrite - um.. thanks... I'm not sure they really got it.. but I mean.. Executive - oh no, they got it, they love it! it's about Sex, everyone can get that! ...or...

Religion - A One Act Play Peter - ..Thomas, John and me and you... thats it! So I booked us a back room in Café Italia... they do a great supper there Mark - hey, maybe should we invite Judas, like he always invites us out with him Jesus - no way, Judas is a dick.

Sex - A One Act Play John - Hi mother! Mother - Hi John, how was work today? John - yeah, fine leafs through post we're there any calls for me? Mother - no none, oh! the funniest thing happend today! John - really, what? Mother - well, this person rang and asked to talk to some...

Indie - A One Act Play Girl in bar: Hi, how are you? Guy: uh, good... thanks.. Girl: That's a great T-shirt you have on, it's Sebadoh right? Guy: Oh, wow.. thank you. I bought it at the SFX gig in '96 that was... Girl: Great, great. What are you drinking? Guy: Um, a Carlsberg...

The Internet - A One Act Play Person 1 - voice over...I wish they'd stop smirking at me in the office canteen, honestly thought that girl from the typing pool was hot for me at the christmas party... turns out she was distracting me.. while Dave from accounts put those tacks down my shirt...

Hate - A One Act Play Competant Musician - Someone called Bob broke my Trumpet by accident Lonely Musician - I don't even know Bob, or indeed you... but I hate Bob so fade to black Competant Musician - Hey who asked you anyhow?

Family - A One Act Play Father - I am not your real father Daughter - well I'm not your real daughter Mother - well I'm not your real wife Son enters, stage right Boy - I hate you all, I wish I was never born

Love - A One Act Play Secetary 1 - Hey everyone, last night I went on a blind date, and guess what.. I'm in love! Secetary 2 - Wow thats great news, I'm so happy for you! A Few weeks later Secetary 2 - Hey, whatever happend to that guy you meet on a blind date a few weeks ago...

Death - A One Act Play Man 1 - I'm so bummed, I'm going to poke myself with this pen... starts poking himself with pen Man 2 - Hey, dude, whats up, whats with the pen? Man 1 - I'm so bummed, Elliot Smith is dead... it's so sad Man 2 - Oh, well why don't you listen to the Red House...