thumped self portrait festival of strangeness - aka The Selfies Thread (5 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

My sister was drinking with around ten mates (mostly mine so she didn't know them that well) in Handels one night. One of the guys was notoriously tight-fisted so she ended up getting him a couple of drinks in a complex and fragmented round system.

Towards closing time she realised that she lost her last £20 so she asked the guy (who was on his way to the toilets), 'here any chance of getting me a pint back?'

'I'm sorry, do I know you?' was his response.

He is out of my life. Forever.

 

[avernus]

My sister was drinking with around ten mates (mostly mine so she didn't know them that well) in Handels one night. One of the guys was notoriously tight-fisted so she ended up getting him a couple of drinks in a complex and fragmented round system.

Towards closing time she realised that she lost her last £20 so she asked the guy (who was on his way to the toilets), 'here any chance of getting me a pint back?'

'I'm sorry, do I know you?' was his response.

He is out of my life. Forever.

hehehe what a jerk.

 

[Goff]

I think we should all ask him for a pint.

After he's read this thread....

 

[the pyrate dead]

this threads fascinating, know i have faces for all these fake names!
heres me invoking the gods of rock!!!! hahaha!!!!cheezy

 

[theweeyin]

A collection of beards:

 

[ernesto]

you look really sober.

 

[theweeyin]

Thanks man! I hide it well, or so I'm told

 

[ernesto]

Thanks man! I hide it well, or so I'm told

hah! i was joking.
made you belive me. haha!

 

[theweeyin]

 

[ernesto]

!baggyyyy !baggyyyy !baggyyyy

 

[theweeyin]

So, are you in a less bad mood this time?

 

[ernesto]

So, are you in a less bad mood this time?

are you?!

 

[theweeyin]

you were the one who was being all rah rah last time!

 

[ernesto]

rah rah

what about la la?

when? have you been drinking? what?

i have. i recommend it. pineapple juice and jameson make for a good get-drunk-quick drink

 

[theweeyin]

Dya know, I was just thinking then when I was having my fag that I can't remember what that was all about. Hugs all round.

 

[ernesto]

Dya know, I was just thinking then when I was having my fag that I can't remember what that was all about. Hugs all round.

let bygones be saigons.

hurray!

 

[Goff]

A collection of beards:

The first one really suits you. You look better Oirish than Scottish. As a man, like.

 

[oh shit]

after being coloured in by this small child...

 

[Lili Marlene]

Two attempts at what I believe is known as Photodynamism.
yeah, I don't really know what I'm talking about.....

 

[Bellatrix]

after being coloured in by this small child...

Paint-kid is ridiculously cute.

In fact, both of those people are only goigiss.