Turning into a caricature of stage Irishness the moment you leave the country (2 Viewers)

[Osama Van Halen]

i says PARDON....?

YOU HEARD ME. LOSERS WHO GO HOME A ONE O'CLOCK. EVERY TIME I WAS JUST WARMIN' UP..... CRAZY. DIDN'T SEE ANYONE DRUNK PISSIN' THEMSELVES. NO VOMITING. NO VIOLENCE. THOSE BIZARRE ENGLISH-LIKE BAR STAFF (AS IN THEY TAKE ONE ORDER AT A TIME..VERY SLOWLY). SHOCKIN' AWFUL TEERRIBLE SO-ITIZZZ. IF YOU CAN STICK A SESSION...WELL THEN WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. IF YOU CAN'T...I WON"T GET TO TALK TO YA AND YOU'LL BE THE 'GUY WHO SPLIT MAD EARLY'. I WON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE.

SO I'ZE A JUST SAYIN' THAT IT MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A WHISKEY SLUGGIN' ROWDY SLY SARCASTIC WORK-SHY ROUGE WHO'S ALWAYS INVOLVED BUT NEVER GETS CAUGHT. THAT'S IRISH.


ALLAHQUAANNNNDO!!!

 

[Catwoman]

jaykers


does anyone say that? apart from my mum?

Super Dexta, and me, if I spend too much time with her.

 

[Lord Damian]

YOU HEARD ME. LOSERS WHO GO HOME A ONE O'CLOCK. EVERY TIME I WAS JUST WARMIN' UP..... CRAZY. DIDN'T SEE ANYONE DRUNK PISSIN' THEMSELVES. NO VOMITING. NO VIOLENCE. THOSE BIZARRE ENGLISH-LIKE BAR STAFF (AS IN THEY TAKE ONE ORDER AT A TIME..VERY SLOWLY). SHOCKIN' AWFUL TEERRIBLE SO-ITIZZZ. IF YOU CAN STICK A SESSION...WELL THEN WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. IF YOU CAN'T...I WON"T GET TO TALK TO YA AND YOU'LL BE THE 'GUY WHO SPLIT MAD EARLY'. I WON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE.

SO I'ZE A JUST SAYIN' THAT IT MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A WHISKEY SLUGGIN' ROWDY SLY SARCASTIC WORK-SHY ROUGE WHO'S ALWAYS INVOLVED BUT NEVER GETS CAUGHT. THAT'S IRISH.


ALLAHQUAANNNNDO!!!

this is, in the parlance of the thread, absolute bollocks. i don't know exactly what cities you frequented, or what kinda folks you were hanging with, but nobody i know fits this description. hell, toronto probably has more Irish than Ireland.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

old spanish gee (ask corey about that gem)

knackered - really confuses a lot of nations

whats the jack a norey?

the classic confusatron query - "sure you're not going to see that are you?"

giz a shot of yer... bike/aul one/cigarette

coddle .|..|

 

[Lili Marlene]

here, is 'something fierce' really an american phrase? I always thought it was Irish

 

[Osama Van Halen]

this is, in the parlance of the thread, absolute bollocks. i don't know exactly what cities you frequented, or what kinda folks you were hanging with, but nobody i know fits this description. hell, toronto probably has more Irish than Ireland.

WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT "caricature of stage Irishness". NORMO SQUARES WITH IRISH HERITAGE ARE NOT CARICATURES OF IRISHNESS.

I WAS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA AND ALBERTA. REAL CANADA. RICH CANADA. NOT YOUR EAST SIDED WANNA BE AMERICANS.

..TORONTO HAS LOADS OF GAYLORDS CALLIN' IT 'T-DOT' TOO. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

AND WHATS WRONG WITH CALLING YOUZE CLEAN/FIT/RESPONSIBLE OR MORALLY WELL ADJUSTED?? YOU DON'T GET IT MAN...


ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[Super Dexta]

Super Dexta, and me, if I spend too much time with her.

my exertions haven't gone entirely unrewarded, so

 

[Lord Damian]

WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT "caricature of stage Irishness". NORMO SQUARES WITH IRISH HERITAGE ARE NOT CARICATURES OF IRISHNESS.

I WAS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA AND ALBERTA. REAL CANADA. RICH CANADA. NOT YOUR EAST SIDED WANNA BE AMERICANS.

..TORONTO HAS LOADS OF GAYLORDS CALLIN' IT 'T-DOT' TOO. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

AND WHATS WRONG WITH CALLING YOUZE CLEAN/FIT/RESPONSIBLE OR MORALLY WELL ADJUSTED?? YOU DON'T GET IT MAN...


ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

BC and Alberta are for steers n' queers. "T-Dot" is where it's at.

 

[theweeyin]

I was talking to this girl and her friend in a bar in LA. As soon as the girl found out I was Irish she asked me what religion are you? I was kind of annoyed by the question and was trying to guess which would upset her most so I said that we were staunch protestants.

This look of revulsion came over her so to freak her out further I says "Ave Maria gratia plena domins tecum benidictus tu ......." ie the Mail Mary in latin.

This put her completely over the edge and she started squealing "stop stop stop" like I was puting a black protestant curse on her fat arse.

That is so sexy

 

[Mormon Nailer]

BC and Alberta are for steers n' queers. "T-Dot" is where it's at.

Is there no arguement a quote from an office and a gentlemen won't help win?

 

[Lord Damian]

Is there no arguement a quote from an office and a gentlemen won't help win?

surely you mean Full Metal Jacket. surely.

 

[#10-7]

jaykers


does anyone say that? apart from my mum?

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=32113&highlight=jaykers

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=31122&highlight=jaykers

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=7888&highlight=jaykers

 

[Mormon Nailer]

surely you mean Full Metal Jacket. surely.

fraid not
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/officer-and-a-gentleman-script.html

 

[Lord Damian]

fraid not
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/officer-and-a-gentleman-script.html

OK, that's just fucking bizarro - you mean to tell me Kubrick ripped lines wholesale from Officer and a Gentleman? i suppose he called it an homage.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Have we all forgot the quintisential Irish saying "chips shouldn't bounce Paula"?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

OK, that's just fucking bizarro - you mean to tell me Kubrick ripped lines wholesale from Officer and a Gentleman? i suppose he called it an homage.

homoage