suggestions of things for chris martin to write on his hand. (1 Viewer)

[Osama Van Halen]

LUBRICATE REGULARLY

 

[Corey]

get belly and nipple tattoos

Whitey here is about herniate himself.
HHHHGGGNNNNNGHHH......

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

he could draw little eyes on the side of his index finger and bend the tip of it backtowards the join with hte thumb and then paint that bit in with red pen and then move around his thumb to make like he's a little face talking

maybe put in some little teeth and nostrils too

 

[Dwight]

I fisted Gwyneth

 

[The Evangelists]

Insert Bono's Cock Here

 

[Wavioli]

must try harder

 

[Franco]

chris martin

 

[Charlie Bucket]

job