stereotypes by county/district (1 Viewer)

[Lord Damian]

am looking for a list of irish counties (and/or districts of Dublin) i saw in an email long ago, which basically stereotyped, in a humourous way, folks from every county in the republic. i'm pretty sure one also existed which did the same thing for the different districts of Dublin.

if i'm delusional, and these have never existed, maybe one of you lazy pricks could put one together.

 

[Corey]

Liffey cuts dublin west to east.

North inner city: Rough.
South inner city: Paranoid about the north inner city.
North dublin: Sound Folk.
South Dublin: Pricks who think they're sound folk.
North County Dublin: Nobody's ever seen or heard of these people.
South County Dublin: Rich as Fuck, Twice as thick, three times as greedy as the rest of the county.

 

[Bellatrix]

North County Dublin: Nobody's ever seen or heard of these people.

We don't need friends. That's what cousins are for.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Liffey cuts dublin west to east.

does it now?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

South County Dublin: Rich as Fuck, Twice as thick, three times as greedy as the rest of the county.

go on you.im broke as hell,hyper-intelligent and generous to a fault.ill relocate myself.

 

[Diddles]

Liffey cuts dublin west to east.

North inner city: Rough.
South inner city: Paranoid about the north inner city.
North dublin: Sound Folk.
South Dublin: Pricks who think they're sound folk.
North County Dublin: Nobody's ever seen or heard of these people.
South County Dublin: Rich as Fuck, Twice as thick, three times as greedy as the rest of the county.

I live on the Northside, but am from the Southside. What does that make me? A sound prick???

 

[Lord Damian]

well that's all very well and good.

 

[ernesto]

im in west county dublin. my town is split by the liffey and the bypass.
im technically a dyb but can walk to kildare in 15minutes. thats the best and worst bit.

 

[Space]

Johnnystress and myself are from Donegal.
Anyone wanna hazard a stereotypical description?

I think its usually somewhere between boggers and nordies although I like we've our own special stereotype up there.

 

[roxy]

Dublin 5 = deadly

That is all.

 

[mamul]

Dublin 5 = deadly

That is all.

true dat. big up da cadburyland!
south or north of the santry river divide? me? south 4 life!

 

[therealjohnny]

Johnnystress and myself are from Donegal.
Anyone wanna hazard a stereotypical description?

I think its usually somewhere between boggers and nordies although I like we've our own special stereotype up there.

I like to think of us as " The Forgotten", "overlooked, but not really bitter about it", "The Bored", "irritated when someone thinks 'Ulster' doesn't include us"


I loathe the word " nordies"

the email LordDamian is talking about had us down as " smug- because they know theyre great" or something like that- which was odd

 

[sexypornolady]

Isn't Donegal part of Galway?

 

[therealjohnny]

psssahh yeah, they wish!

no, we wish

 

[Super Dexta]

cork city people - dubious

cork county people - the salt of the earth

 

[egg_]

Cavan/Monaghan: listen to country-and-Irish music, drive souped-up cars, stingy with money, don't believe The Law applies to them

Donegal: as above, minus the miserliness, plus some wildness and fist-fighting and with trad instead of C&I

 

[egg_]

Letirim: talk a lot
Kerry: swindlers
Cork: think they're way cooler than they are
Louth: same as Cavan/Monaghan, without the C&I

 

[therealjohnny]

Cavan/Monaghan: listen to country-and-Irish music, drive souped-up cars, stingy with money, don't believe The Law applies to them

Donegal: as above, minus the miserliness, plus some wildness and fist-fighting and with trad instead of C&I

how dare you!

C&I is huge in Donegal!

 

[egg_]

Letirim: talk a lot
Kerry: swindlers
Cork: think they're way cooler than they are
Louth: same as Cavan/Monaghan, without the C&I

 

[Mitchum]

Westmeath: throw sticks at the moon and believe your father should be your first.