RAG Party this Sat 10th Nov (2 Viewers)

[Shorty]

I'm going to use the Wilhelm Reich "Specific Forms of Masturbation" argument and claim that he was merely showing a "strong inclination towards the opposite sex" except instead of a shirt or pillow it was a bike. How's that for a wanky (pun intended) academic justification for perverse sexual acts? Maybe throw in some freudian references too.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concerning_Specific_Forms_of_Masturbation

 

[the strange guy]

HA! You're both wrong!
It was just a very, very sexy bike with a horny little seat on it and massive wheels.
Just think of Helena Christiansen on a bike, and now just think of the bike.

 

[Stephen]

"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."

brilliant

 

[Space]

What's going on?

 

[Stephen]

stewart was caught having sex with his bike.
I say it's cos society conditioned him to be a "man" which he's not comfortable with.
Oly say's it's his brain.
Shorty say's it's cos he mistook it for a wanket.
Spud say's it cos all people are scum.
And stewart say's it's a misundertanding after he'd had too much to drink.

¿claro?

 

[the strange guy]

I think that wraps up the thread quite nicely.

 

[taubstumm]

sure all the punx are bikesexual anyway

www.bikesexual.org/cm/bikesexual/

 

[spuded]

seriously the staff who reported him are dicks in my opinion, i've happened to come across all sorts of people doing weird sexual things (masturbation wise) in my time working in hostels (seriously!) and none of them would ever be owt i'd report to the cops.

 

[Space]

What's all this got to do with climate change again?

 

[therealjohnny]

seriously the staff who reported him are dicks in my opinion, i've happened to come across all sorts of people doing weird sexual things (masturbation wise) in my time working in hostels (seriously!) and none of them would ever be owt i'd report to the cops.

I agree. It seems they forced their way into his room and caught him at it? Why? What harm was he doing?

Also regarding the color/gender thing I think I have a theory

Pink - the colour of female lady parts

Blue- (mixed with red )purple = - the colour of a proud bell-end

QED



I didn't say it was a very good theory

 

[ClareB]

Hey look at this, just what you've been waiting for, a chance for you all to write something for an anarchafeminist publication if you so wish... and it doesn't say anything about having to be a man or a member of the RAG cult !ninjaaaa.

++++++++++++
Hi!

The idea of creating an anthology of anarchafeminist literature has just
come into being.

I want to present anarchafeminism as a movement which is still alive and,
what's more – it's OK, it develops itself and creates, thanks to their
talents, a piece of underground literature. I'd like to bring it into light,
discover it and show that there's more than sexist "punk" literature of
unfulfilled Don Juans.

I'm waiting for your scribble till 15th February. They will be translated
into Polish and published in this zine in March 2008 (I hope I'll republish
it in English version soon after). The topic of your texts isn't as
important as the anarchafeminist spirit which your words will be filled
with.

E-mail address: [email protected]
PASS ON THIS MESSAGE!

 

[the strange guy]

All is well with the world again!

I only hope that the zine maker doesn't presume that anarchafeminists are inherently female and that I can get some of the lads around to see if we can write something for it.

Maybe we can research some of this 'sexist punk' literature by the unfulfilled and mohicaned Don Juans of the world for this zine? Is it soft porn interspersed with OI OIs or is it recollections of past conquests?

 

[the strange guy]

I emailed the Polish zine and asked what the story was.
Here's the reply

I don't have any idea if there's a sexist Don Juan punk literature in English (I think that it's quite possible, that's why I've written this way), I know only about Polish "writer" who's been writing about punk girls in two versions: 1. very hot, fucks with you just because she's drunk and there's a punk gig, etc...
2. she wakes up in the morning, can't find her panties, she's mad because she's slept with some drunk guy after the punk rock gig and she calls herself a bitch (no, it's no afirmation)
It was no zine, just a book written by a "punk legend" (I don't think it's a punk legend, because we had much better bands, but that's how he was advertised). Polish people can buy it via the internet or in the bookstore.

Punk legend. Fuck's sake!
She said it was cool for me to write for the zine even though I'm a guy, so, believe it or not I'll try and get something wrote for it!
And it won't be copied from this thread
I was thinking maybe writing about inclusive (rather than exclusive) feminism and how we can all achieve more by never excluding anyone from discussion.
Wanna join me, Owensie?

 

[Stephen]

I emailed the Polish zine and asked what the story was.
Here's the reply

Punk legend. Fuck's sake!

Sound's like the lad was taking a leaf out of the black flag get in the van book. i remember Rollins saying how he came in some girls hair while she was asleep cos she wouldn't let him have full intercourse with him.
ahh what a legend...

 

[Shorty]

I was thinking maybe writing about inclusive (rather than exclusive) feminism and how we can all achieve more by never excluding anyone from discussion.

You know what's a great method of discussion, picking articles from magazines and then discussing them.

If you do get some of this unfulfilled Don Juan punk literature be sure to copy and distribute it on. I'm interested.

 

[Corm]

Jesus lads it's not about the fucking colours it's about the way we are trained to act and treat each other (the colours were only an example of how people condition our young to act a certain way cos they do or don't have a micky).

You don't reckon that various things like actual body make-up, the actual ability to produce a child, the monthly menstrual cycle etc make men & women intrinsically different?

 

[Corm]

seriously the staff who reported him are dicks in my opinion, i've happened to come across all sorts of people doing weird sexual things (masturbation wise) in my time working in hostels (seriously!) and none of them would ever be owt i'd report to the cops.

Specifics please. (Non-gender exclusive and litigation free, naturally).

 

[D0njo]

Specifics please. (Non-gender exclusive and litigation free, naturally).

yeah, this is what i care about now... filthy wank stories!

 

[the strange guy]

You know what's a great method of discussion, picking articles from magazines and then discussing them.

You're right. Cheers for not making Eirecore segregated by gender, pete! We'd both be relegated to the Malestyle forum otherwise.

 

[Stephen]

You don't reckon that various things like actual body make-up, the actual ability to produce a child, the monthly menstrual cycle etc make men & women intrinsically different?

As different as all the races of the world.
Again with a slight change: How we are as *differing* humans is a physical fact.
How we treat each other in regards to this fact is something taught to us by society.