Minor complaints thread (7 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Bruises are hot

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Made an unintentional paedo joke in the family Whatsapp group

Not a joke about a paedo, one where I come off sounding like one.

I have had Whatsapp silence since

 

[David Kronenbourg]

the girl who's staying in my flat while my flatmate is on holiday dumped a load of coffee grinds in the sink and blocked the plughole. i bashed my head on the cupboard door looking for the caustic soda. she also nicked the shaving mirror from the bathroom.

 

[Unicron]

I know I will never use it but it's a part of the course. I don't need to pass that part thankfully. It's more to do with confidence behind a bar and some basic knowledge. I'm actually learning a lot. If I were 22 I would have used this to travel the world. These kids have the right idea. Slightly jealous of them.

Where are you doing this course? That place up the road from the Tivolli theatre?

 

[nooleen]

Made an unintentional paedo joke in the family Whatsapp group

Not a joke about a paedo, one where I come off sounding like one.

I have had Whatsapp silence since

obviously you need to tell us the joke

so we can judge you too

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

the girl who's staying in my flat while my flatmate is on holiday dumped a load of coffee grinds in the sink and blocked the plughole. i bashed my head on the cupboard door looking for the caustic soda. she also nicked the shaving mirror from the bathroom.

Have you learned her name yet?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Have you learned her name yet?

nope, texted my flatmate but she's in spain.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Just call her Steven.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Just call her Steven.

errr... that's my name! well, Stephen.

 

[nooleen]

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

obviously you need to tell us the joke

so we can judge you too

The part I am most embarrassed about is that it is also not funny.

 

[nooleen]

even better

 

[therealjohnny]

The part I am most embarrassed about is that it is also not funny.

Nonsense--I've never heard a joke about having sex with children that wasn't funny

 

[nooleen]

paedos only like kids with a sense of humour

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I am constantly getting these in my FB feed

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I must have clicked on something once.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

errr... that's my name! well, Stephen.

Excellent. That makes it all the better, especially if you emphasis a difference in pronounciation between Steven and Stephen.

 

[Jill Hives]

Where are you doing this course? That place up the road from the Tivolli theatre?

Yes.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

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[Jill Hives]

You shouldn't have googled the word gock.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

You shouldn't have googled the word gock.

I don't think I ever did. It's obvious what it is, isn't it?