millions of dead girls gig (1 Viewer)

[Chunky D]

Word on the street is that millions of dead girls are playing their first gig in Carlow on halloween with other bands. You should go, all of you.

 

[Phil]

I alread put up a thing in the Gig's thread.

Do not go.

 

[W.]

no respect to ppl who shamelessly plug their new band.

but go see them they've got our phil on guitar.

 

[rape the drummer]

i hear their amazing

 

[Phil]

I repeat:

Do not go.

 

[spuded]

so are ye the new guns n' roses or what?

 

[Phil]

Only if you take I Used To Love Her, make it completely terrible, speed it up, and take that to be G 'n' R's entire output.

 

[spuded]

do you mean i used to love her, bodycount sytle?

 

[yames]

Nah, Sawdoctors style.

 

[stephenoblunt]

I forgot to say it to you Rob, but in my new job I'm digging up skeletons and bones and all that! Thought you'd want to know considering yer into bones and all that shit! Good spit.

 

[Phil]

Can you get me a job doing that?

 

[the strange guy]

The only bone you'll get to touch is Weeler's.

 

[W.]

wow, you're really pushing this whole me and phil being gay thing oly.. im afraid it's not really working.

even if i were gay - i'd like to think i could do better than phil - and besides which it would ruin our friendship.

 

[Phil]

Good cover.

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck friendship. The only reason I hang around with ANYONE is because I'm planning on riding them.

 

[W.]

im planning on riding his sister..

 

[the strange guy]

Does she bear an uncanny resemblance?

 

[W.]

to his ma.

 

[the strange guy]

Fair enough. Riding Mammies is fun, ya might want to slap on around 50 or so johnnys, though. After the first kid it starts getting baggy, you want to be able to feel the sides.

 

[W.]

tell that to *insert name of punk soon to be father here*...