Is there an 'Everton thread everyone loves them' thread? (2 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

Apparently it's a gesture invented by an anti-semitic comedian supposedly symbolising how far up everyone's arses the Jews had control before World War II. Sounds dodgy enough to me.

I checked and the sketch is directed at the "ruling class" The comedian in question has always maintained that the gesture does not carry any anti-semetic overtones, it's meant to be anti-establishment rather than anti semetic, he's attempting to sue jewish groups for slander at the moment apparently and if that wasn't enough the vice president of the world Jewish council even weighed in to say he doesn't think it's anti-semetic.

Plus no one ever even heard of the fucking thing anywhere except France before last week.

Look here's Ronaldo telling everyone in Pakistan what he thinks of them

Rude hand gestures of the world - Telegraph

This could be Everton's negrito-gate

Nah, that was when some racist pricks threw bananas at John Barnes. For which, as I said before, we should have received a 10 point deduction and made to play behind closed doors. That at least would have sent a message.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, in fairness having looked it up there it seems that the reason it's considered anti-semitic is that some mental Jewish organisations decided it was.
Sounds kinda like trying to ban Monty Python for the Hilter sketch or something.

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah, in fairness having looked it up there it seems that the reason it's considered anti-semitic is that some mental Jewish organisations decided it was.
Sounds kinda like trying to ban Monty Python for the Hilter sketch or something.

He is fairly anti semetic but come on he's a fucking comedian.

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I celebrate all my goals by supporting Doug Stanhope.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, if he was Jewish it would be grand

 

[washingcattle]

Just once, just fucking once I'd like to go to Anfield with a full squad. Even fucking Naismith is in with a shout now.

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!

BBC Sport - Bryan Oviedo: Everton midfielder suffers double leg fracture

 

[Cormcolash]

More game time for Derran Gobsin, cool

 

[washingcattle]

More game time for Derran Gobsin, cool

Out for the season though.

 

[dunderhead]

any word on séamy coleman for tuesday?

 

[washingcattle]

More game time for Derran Gobsin, cool

Out for the season though.

 

[washingcattle]

any word on séamy coleman for tuesday?

He'll have had 9 days off prior to the game so he may be okay.
I would rather see him not risked, but the squad is so stretched at the moment it might mean he has to come in or else Hibbert and Stones stay in the side. I think Martinez has them in the wrong positions, Stones has pace and Hibbert did well at centre half last season.

 

[Cormcolash]

Who the fuck are the physios there, Laurel and Hardy?

 

[washingcattle]

Who the fuck are the physios there, Laurel and Hardy?

It's down to squad size and rotation. To go through the current list.

Alcaraz joined us crocked.
Gibson fucked his knee on international duty
Deulofeu just isn't built for the PL
Kone's knee went in a tackle
Oviedo was done in by a shitty pitch

Those things you can't really legislate for but they're all big injuries for us because our squad is so small.

Barkley, Pienaar, Distin and Coleman are out with run of the mill injuries that you expect to sustain over the course of a season but added to the run of shitty luck it's a perfect storm.
9 players either out or doubtful. Like I said just once I'd like to go to Anfield with a full squad, just fucking once. McGeady has to play now and we could be okay with Osman out left and Miralles in the hole behind Lukaku but if Ossie plays inside I can't see us carrying the same threat. Still fair play to Martinez because if Moyes had lost 9 players it would have been a case of Heitinga in central midfield beside Fellani or Gibson with 9 men behind the ball all night. Like 2 seasons ago when we allowed Gerrard to look like a genius. I'd be very surprised if Martinez does that.

 

[Jerry Twig]

just once I'd like to go to Anfield with a full squad, just fucking once.

Excuses excuses

 

[washingcattle]

Excuses excuses

Still fair play to Martinez because if Moyes had lost 9 players it would have been a case of Heitinga in central midfield beside Fellani or Gibson with 9 men behind the ball all night. Like 2 seasons ago when we allowed Gerrard to look like a genius. I'd be very surprised if Martinez does that.

Do you even read beyond the first line of any of my posts ?

 

[Jerry Twig]

Rarely

 

[Jerry Twig]

 

[Hector Grey]

GOD. I totez forgot about this. What was the score?

 

[oh shit]

Watching the two sturridge goals, it felt like everton had no stones

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

"Are you Moyesy in disguise?"

Hahahaha

Poor Martinez

 

[Cormcolash]

Like 2 seasons ago when we allowed Gerrard to look like a genius. I'd be very surprised if Martinez does that.

Are you surprised now?