FULL-ON SEX Hoot Night! 4th of July! (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (1487)]

duuuuude!!!

Ah here. Not again

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

hey, nothing wrong with a flagan down the canal bud...

a vast pointless vista, shure don't you know. i'm sure oi'll be around. not as if i can afford to go anywhere. though, i may have a plan up my sleeve. hee hee hee. this could just work out.

 

[egg_]

A full-on sex hoot night anecdote:
Thought I had left something in one of the cubicles in the jacks, so I was drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer waiting for whoever was inside to emerge. A number of people had gone in and out to the other cubicle, but the one I wanted remained stubbornly locked. After banging on the door a few times and shouting 'Hurry the fuck up will ye', I climbed up on the adjacent toilet and looked over only to witness ... live full-on sex! A guy and a girl, only saw the tops of their heads so I didn't recognise them

 

[Jimmy Magee]

A full-on sex hoot night anecdote:
Thought I had left something in one of the cubicles in the jacks, so I was drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer waiting for whoever was inside to emerge. A number of people had gone in and out to the other cubicle, but the one I wanted remained stubbornly locked. After banging on the door a few times and shouting 'Hurry the fuck up will ye', I climbed up on the adjacent toilet and looked over only to witness ... live full-on sex! A guy and a girl, only saw the tops of their heads so I didn't recognise them

The best bit of course was the the thing you were looking for was in your pocket in the first place!

 

[LMD64]

Hoot Night: bringing love, passion, toilet sex and STDs to the common people.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

jesus... call me old fashioned but... i've never had the uncontrolable urge to shag someone, uncomfortably, on a piss-soaked floor... and the smell... jesus... unless of course you're like, still living at home... or you're mad locked... hang on... shite.

A full-on sex hoot night anecdote:
Thought I had left something in one of the cubicles in the jacks, so I was drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer waiting for whoever was inside to emerge. A number of people had gone in and out to the other cubicle, but the one I wanted remained stubbornly locked. After banging on the door a few times and shouting 'Hurry the fuck up will ye', I climbed up on the adjacent toilet and looked over only to witness ... live full-on sex! A guy and a girl, only saw the tops of their heads so I didn't recognise them

 

[peaches]

A full-on sex hoot night anecdote:
Thought I had left something in one of the cubicles in the jacks, so I was drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer waiting for whoever was inside to emerge. A number of people had gone in and out to the other cubicle, but the one I wanted remained stubbornly locked. After banging on the door a few times and shouting 'Hurry the fuck up will ye', I climbed up on the adjacent toilet and looked over only to witness ... live full-on sex! A guy and a girl, only saw the tops of their heads so I didn't recognise them

thomas, your work here is done.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

thomas, your work here is done.

Yeah, I hope they took your advice re usage of condom/lube etc.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

read "heard two people shaggin' in the jacks and made up some excuse to grab a sneaky peak..."

ha ha ha, "drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer" aaaaaa ha ha ha, yeah, standing... standing and drooling!!!!

busted

Thought I had left something in one of the cubicles in the jacks, so I was drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer waiting for whoever was inside to emerge...

 

[#10-7]

i left that place a bit drunk...

thomas can you post a setlist?

deadly.

 

[roxy]

read "heard two people shaggin' in the jacks and made up some excuse to grab a sneaky peak..."

ha ha ha, "drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer" aaaaaa ha ha ha, yeah, standing... standing and drooling!!!!

busted

hmm now. My friend and her boy went off "to dance" at one stage. Who knows.... I didn't actually see them dancing. I wasn't looking, but that's hardly the point.

Dancing......could be an interesting euphemism though, eh? Wait, no, it's a shite one.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Dancing......could be an interesting euphemism though, eh? Wait, no, it's a shite one.

Of course! Schwawmp Critters (erstwhile of Rathmines), with its Drinkin' Dancin' Dinin' slogan, was a whorehouse all along!

Probably only amusing to anyone who remembers that place. And in fact not even funny then, I'd wager.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

well, 'sexy' dancing might work...

hmm now. My friend and her boy went off "to dance" at one stage. Who knows.... I didn't actually see them dancing. I wasn't looking, but that's hardly the point.

Dancing......could be an interesting euphemism though, eh? Wait, no, it's a shite one.

 

[LMD64]

horizontal dancing?

urrrgh, horizontally on the floor in the men's jacks? now there's a horrible mental image...

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

nah, just regular dancin' only your bits are exposed and touching...

horizontal dancing?

urrrgh, horizontally on the floor in the men's jacks? now there's a horrible mental image...

 

[Pantone247]

ha ha ha, "drunkenly standing by the hand-dryer" aaaaaa ha ha ha, yeah, standing... standing and drooling!!!!

I wondered into the Jacks at one point and one Mubmling Deaf Ro and one Egg_ and two other guys were discussing the befits of group wanking before mounting the stage. Ro seeming to be the main advocate of the theroy.

I'm so glad I wan't drinking on Friday. [edit - that should be followed by ]

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

what??? that's a date you morons!!! you DON'T wank before you go on stage... ah jeez... now, at last, i know what's really wrong with dublin...

I wondered into the Jacks at one point and one Mubmling Deaf Ro and one Egg_ and two other guys were discussing the befits of group wanking before mounting the stage. Ro seeming to be the main advocate of the theroy.

I'm so glad I wan't drinking on Friday.

 

[Pantone247]

what??? that's a date you morons!!! you DON'T wank before you go on stage... ah jeez... now, at last, i know what's really wrong with dublin...

Snaky always wanks off on stage

nobodys told him bass solos went out of fashion back in '79





BA-DUMB-TISH!!


waiter, bring more batons please, I appeared to have dropped all of mine

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

indeed...

waiter, bring more batons please, I appeared to have dropped all of mine

 

[Pantone247]

indeed...

We should be on the telly, you me and Snaky

just being crazy and stuff, like The Monkees

everyone I know would watch it