fuck cricket, lets talk about ninjas (1 Viewer)

[moc]

again...



These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

[Latex lizzie]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

say no more.

 

[moc]

yeah was reading that shit again today.... amazing.... only even nearly rivalled by blackpeopleloveus.com and that thingy in my signature...

 

[the departed]

i'm soo becoming a ninja..
anyone got mr.miagi's home number?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

man - stop fucking up all the time
it was the karate kid
not the ninjitsu kid

 

[the departed]

ah for fucks sake dude.
miagi's got friends who do that shit..
was gona get him to recommomend some dude.
right then.
got splinter's number??

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

uh he lives in a sewer and i'm not sure whether or not he was ever given a turtlecom
although i guess they have a phone...how else would they order pizza?

 

[taubstumm]

heh

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

 

[the departed]

how else would they order pizza?

what did you think they were friends with april o 'neil for?..

and all those mutherfukin doohickeys donatello invented..
surely he could bash a phone together..?

 

[the departed]

anyone ever seen ninja terminator?
one of those dvds in pound shops you get for one bean..
get it if you havent..
and sure buy 6 top quality horror flicks while youre at it..

 

[Lord Damian]

yeah was reading that shit again today.... amazing.... only even nearly rivalled by blackpeopleloveus.com and that thingy in my signature...

there also used to be this bizarro site called "I Am Matthew" or something like that...looking for it now...this is in the pantheon too, trust me - so disturbed.

 

[Lord Damian]

there also used to be this bizarro site called "I Am Matthew" or something like that...looking for it now...this is in the pantheon too, trust me - so disturbed.

the blog of blogs, found here:

http://matthewkennicott.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_matthewkennicott_archive.html

read from the top up....enjoy

sample entry...
Thursday, June 05, 2003

I always feel better after a good shower. I hang my leg out of the side to prevent rust, while my Mom cock washes my assneck
# posted by Matty : 5:09 PM

Today my knee jerked again. It always does that after I masturbate. God I miss my brother.
# posted by Matty : 5:04 PM

 

[Dude no.7]

internet ninjas can post on line without the use of an actual computer

 

[ICUH8N]

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[Corey]

what did you think they were friends with april o 'neil for?..QUOTE]

Now she raised a tent or two in my luminous bermudas...... that yellow jumpsiut...with the zipper....just crying out for some gravity.

Cartoon schmartoon; I'd skip the dribbles over her any time.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i'm soo becoming a ninja..

bow to your sensei, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

 

[Wavioli]

I actually run an underground ninja training facility. Its very exclusive though, send me a PM and Ill consider an application.

B in Leaving cert stealth essential.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

ninjas? what are you talking about? ninjas have been outlawed for over 200 years