Ever had intercourse with a celebrity? (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

me neither

 

[Buzzo]

Did I ever tell yis about the time I had sex with Prince?

 

[Zeelander]

Dude, I haven't even had intercourse with anyone good looking.

 

[Wavioli]

I had a wank while wearing a bosco puppet on my hand, does that count?

 

[avernus]

Dude, I haven't even had intercourse with anyone good looking.

well why didnt you say so? pick you up at 8.

 

[rampz]

i let celebrities wank on me but no intercourse.

 

[avernus]

i let celebrities wank on me but no intercourse.

we need names goddammit!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

judith chalmers

 

[Lord Damian]

do priests count as celebrities...?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Marty Whelan touched my special place while Mary Kennedy and Anne Doyle flicked each other's beans.

But no, no intercourse...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

do priests count as celebrities...?

"...oooh lamb of fuck..."

 

[chickenham]

I've had loads of social intercourse with celebrities.

 

[wild_cat]

Marty Whelan touched my special place while Mary Kennedy and Anne Doyle flicked each other's beans.

But no, no intercourse...

Oh.. thats what "bean" means, some one said something about that to me the other night and they wouldnt tell me what they meant so I told them I was going to ask my brother and they all burst out laughing , (fuck im so slow)

 

[ms.b.haven]

yeah "flick da bean" is a very much Ali G originated saying....


that's funny though

Oh.. thats what "bean" means, some one said something about that to me the other night and they wouldnt tell me what they meant so I told them I was going to ask my brother and they all burst out laughing , (fuck im so slow)

 

[wankstains]

yeah "flick da bean" is a very much Ali G originated saying....

God no. It's been around about a thousand years....

 

[#10-7]

ahem:

i had a fling with brendan o'carroll's daughter.

 

[eoinbox]

ahem:

i had a fling with brendan o'carroll's daughter.

ah the perks of the music industry..

 

[Divil A Bit]

I know a guy who shagged Bet from Corry. Really. I had a slow dance with Sinead O'Connor years back. I think that counts as sex.

 

[RSJ]

I know a guy who shagged Bet from Corry. Really. I had a slow dance with Sinead O'Connor years back. I think that counts as sex.

If by sex you mean rape then yes. Intense sex.

 

[oh shit]

you just crossed the line