Ever had intercourse with a celebrity? (4 Viewers)

[ernesto]

you just crossed the line

ooooh

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i've tossed timmy mallet's salad.

 

[guy of the tiger]

I was in school with her for 1 year.
All she did was talk about her dad.

ahem:

i had a fling with brendan o'carroll's daughter.

 

[tripoli]

sienna miller, she wasn't great

 

[Corey]

Gavin friday touched my leg once.
That kinda shit just dos'nt come out at forty degrees.

I need a shower all a sudden.

 

[ICUH8N]

Hot. Did Guggi give you a hand shandy too?

 

[It Will Never Last]

I was in school with her for 1 year.
All she did was talk about her dad.

Yeah?

Me da's fucking gas, isn't he? He's a bollix though. Look at the mickey on that. Fuck's sake. I'm fucking hilarious I am, like me fucking da. Fuck.

Run's in the family. Tourettes that is.

Here, Brendan O'Carroll considers one of my old teachers (Billy Flood) to be one the biggest influences on his life. So thats that runty little bollix and a schmack of a schtick I can thank that vindictive shitebag for. Cheers Floodser, hope you rot in hell.

 

[Corey]

Hot. Did Guggi give you a hand shandy too?

Nope. Just hair tips.

 

[ICUH8N]

You're actually telling the truth about the hair tips, aren't you?

 

[Corey]

You're actually telling the truth about the hair tips, aren't you?

No fabrications; just beautiful hair.

 

[It Will Never Last]

No fabrications; just beautiful hair.

Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I'm a stinking bastard and I don't wash inanyways.

 

[ICUH8N]

Beautiful Hair Installations

You can buy 'em for €50,000. Signed by Bono.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Beautiful Hair Installations

You can buy 'em for €50,000. Signed by Bono.

Or steal them, and claim he gave them to you as a present.

 

[Corey]

Beautiful Hair Installations

You can buy 'em for €50,000. Signed by Bono.

Now his hair-line is somthin else:

 

[ICUH8N]

Ah. the "Scorched Earth" approach to matters tonsorial. Splendid.

 

[RSJ]

Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I'm a stinking bastard and I don't wash inanyways.

Shampoo and Conditioner? Take two bottles into the shower? Not me - i'm duncan godhew.

 

[avernus]

this thread used to be about the intercourse.

 

[broken arm]

this thread used to be about the intercourse.

so then does getting a blowjob from saddam hussein count now?

 

[roxy]

My brother's friend shagged Peaches.

Edit: plus, i just realised, my other brother interviewed her. How curious.

 

[avernus]

so then does getting a blowjob from saddam hussein count now?

ya sure - you can't spell "mouth-intercourse" without "intercourse".