Do single women still exist?? (1 Viewer)

[cephalopod]

I hear single women are attracted to guys who dont spray sweat out of their armpits

 

[rettucs]

Shag your mates, why not? Guilt free sex and one day, if you are both old, single, lonely, depressed and living in some sordid little grief hole, you can get married.

I looked up 'true love' in the dictionary just there and thats pretty much exactly what it said, word for word

 

[classic seanc]

Shag your mates

I'll shag YOUR mates in a minute if yer not careful!

 

[cephalopod]

Couple of single women still going on bebo, 220, throw in a pair of silver leggings and ye may get a deal for 200.

 

[cephalopod]

PM if interested

 

[Thebeard]

I'll shag YOUR mates in a minute if yer not careful!

What if i only have male friends?

 

[cephalopod]

UGC cinema, late afternoon, know a couple of dudes in raincoats who stalk that fertile patch, good for single asian women.

 

[jimmybreeze]

I hear single women are attracted to guys who dont spray sweat out of their armpits

Well what kind of skills have you got?
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Me?Im all about the bowhunting skills,and Iv got a sweet bike

 

[kevin gallen]

I've been sweating profusely since i eat a hot chicken sandwich for lunch, I think a few of the girls in the office are giving me the eye. they must like real men

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

UGC cinema, late afternoon, know a couple of dudes in raincoats who stalk that fertile patch, good for single asian women.

i need that asian flavour...

 

[classic seanc]

What if i only have male friends?

What if you have no hair?

Lads, I'm not Anne Sexton.

 

[cephalopod]

I hear if you're looking for single women, big cocks are in this season.

 

[jane]

gas when your at a party and theres only one single girl there, and 50 blokes tryin to proove there manhood! like wild dear battlin with antlers but we use cocks..........

Eek. I'm sure it sometimes works in the other direction, too, when there's one single dude in a room full of 50 chicks, but it's not very flattering for the sole single person when it becomes clear that people are only interested because she's the only one there who might possibly be interested in sleeping with someone new.

Anyway, I've got a good few hot single female friends, but I think they prefer it if guys take an interest in them for reasons slightly more personal than 'any port in a storm'.

 

[cephalopod]

Hey Flava Flav has no trouble picking up single women, take a few tips from the master!

 

[rettucs]

Anyway, I've got a good few hot single female friends, but I think they prefer it if guys take an interest in them for reasons slightly more personal than 'any port in a storm'.

cool. So, what other reasons are there?

 

[george mcfly]

the most impressive thing a guy can do is press-ups in a public place

arm wrestling in a bar i've been told is very hot too

oh and when you're on the dance floor and your mackin on a lady..play that air guitar like you are steeve vai

 

[Yurn!]

BAK OPH SHEES MIEN!!!!!!

 

[cephalopod]

And dont stint on the perming of hair, the curlier, the bigger, the better!

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Hey Flava Flav has no trouble picking up single women, take a few tips from the master!

thats wots up!

 

[cephalopod]

BAK OPH SHEES MIEN!!!!!!

An late 19th century Punch magazine representation of the Indians or the Irish no doubt, or maybe a cartoon accompanying a Kevin Myers piece in the independent about the dangers of multi-culturalism?