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US film about communism, mid-1950s. Made to be shown in schools, I think.

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[santa claus]

 

[therealjohnny]

this is deadly

 

[santa claus]

Thanks.

 

[talkingllama]

David Hasselhoff: The Musical

 

[nofriendo]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/microsoft-support-call-p1.php

 

[santa claus]

I got a new treadmill.

 

[Super Dexta]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thumped!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Thumped has 7!
2. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Thumped.
3. In Chinese, the sound 'Thumped' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
4. Lightning strikes Thumped over seven times every hour.
5. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Thumped at least three times a week!
6. Never store Thumped at room temperature.
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Thumped.
8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Thumped.
9. You should always store Thumped in an airtight container in the fridge.
10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Thumped.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?

 

[broken arm]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Super dexta!

1. If you break super dexta, you will get seven years of bad luck!
2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make super dexta!
3. Until the 1960s, super dexta was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
4. The horns of super dexta are made entirely from hair.
5. If you lace super dexta from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
6. Snow White's coffin was made of super dexta.
7. The deepest part of super dexta is over 35,000 feet deep.
8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by super dexta.
9. The difference between super dexta and a village is that super dexta does not have a church.
10. Super dexta is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

 

[Super Dexta]

The horns of super dexta are made entirely from hair.

they are you know.

ha! i only just saw that one:

The deepest part of super dexta is over 35,000 feet deep.

throwing a sausage up o'connell st indeed.

 

[broken arm]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Irish people!

1. Irish people can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of irish people, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
3. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to irish people!
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch irish people.
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than irish people.
6. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and irish people!
7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal irish people!
8. Irish people were originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
9. Irish people were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
10. Irish people can last longer without water than a camel can.

 

[broken arm]

they are you know.

ha! i only just saw that one:


throwing a sausage up o'connell st indeed.

hang on a sec love, just need to get the mask on.

 

[Super Dexta]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Minge!

1. The minge-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand minge-fights take place there every day.
2. Minge was named after Minge the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by minge.
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch minge!
5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw minge into a volcano it would stop erupting.
6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with minge in your mouth.
7. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes minge!
8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and minge are all berries.
9. Finding minge on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
10. A mingeometer is used to measure minge.

 

[broken arm]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My arse!

1. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and my arse would be as small as a pea.
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub my arse'.
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as my arse would protect them from evil spirits!
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in my arse!
5. Ostriches stick their heads in my arse not to hide but to look for water.
6. Contrary to popular belief, my arse are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
7. If you drop my arse from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than my arse.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of my arse.
10. My arse will always turn right when leaving a cave!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

 

[shitepipe]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your ma!

1. Your ma is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
2. The fingerprints of your ma are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil your ma.
4. If you drop your ma from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention your ma!
6. Your ma can be seen from space.
7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to your ma is 10:1!
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about your ma!
9. Your maicide is the killing of your ma.
10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing your ma.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

check out the last video, 'hot in here' http://www.tiga.ca/video.php

 

[P. Littbarski]

1. It's bad luck to whistle near Scientologists.
2. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Scientologists.
3. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Scientologists!
4. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Scientologists!
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Scientologists to reach the earth's core!
6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Scientologists, though it may feel uncomfortable!
7. Scientologists can use only about ten percent of their brain.
8. Scientologists have three eyelids.
9. Some birds use Scientologists to orientate themselves during migration.
10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Scientologists.

 

[ICUH8N]

Today was obviously not a "Good Day"

 

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