american style courtroom jargon (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

my client....................
objection your honour...............
overruled.


gahhh!!!!!
i hate this shit. it annoys me somewhat.

 

[krystal]

I'd type a longer mail but I have mono, so I can't.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

has anyone ever forwarded a motion to make a pass at their defendants rebuttal for the benefit of the jury?

 

[rampz]

you cant handle the truth

 

[pete]

objection! - argumentative!
objection! - leading the witness!
objection! - calls for speculation!

my chambers. now.

law & order is the best show on TV

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

 

[shitepipe]

 

[La La]

motion to approach the bench.




heheheheheehhe

 

[ms.b.haven]

what kind of courtrooms are you in???

I'd type a longer mail but I have mono, so I can't.

 

[Wilbert]

I'd type a longer mail but I have mono, so I can't.

What is Mono? (Please no opposite-of-stereo jokes).
It's a very American thing. We must have an equivalent.

 

[Wilbert]

objection! - argumentative!
objection! - leading the witness!
objection! - calls for speculation!

my chambers. now.

law & order is the best show on TV

I'm going to allow this.

 

[shidheat]

council may approach the bench

 

[krystal]

it's glandular fever. Mono sounds sooo much more glamorous.

similarly in america they have contusions and haematomas - we have boring old cuts and bruises

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

mitigating circumcisions

 

[Wilbert]

Your honour, we were not informed of this witness!

 

[shitepipe]

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

 

[classic seanc]

This set thread has set a precedent

 

[billygannon]

All of you shall be hanged by the throat until dead

 

[Wilbert]

Of course the greatest lawyer ever is.......
http://simpsonloft.com/pjaunes/albums/36/bureauthutz.jpg

 

[classic seanc]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, have you reached a verdict?"

"Yes we have your honour, we find the defendant GUILTY on aaaaaaaaaall counts, for crImessss, against aaaaaaaaall humanity"

(guitar+drums)

"By virtue of the Jury's decision, and the power vested in me by the state, I hereby sentence you to be incarcerated for life, with NO possibility of parole"

LIFE!!! WHAT-A-YA MEAN LIFE!!! I AIN'T GOT A LIFE!!!

Ah Dave Mustaine, will you ever learn.........