A Serious Question from LavajoNation (3 Viewers)

[CitySickness]

Or replace all the fire extinguishers with cans of Lynx.

After you've done this, start a fire in the basement.

 

[Diddles]

You should allude to A smell. 'Jesus, the bang in here is unreal! Can you smell it, co-worker? It's desperate. Jesus Christ!'

He'll realise it's him who smells but will think that you don't know that it's him yet, and will go and have a good wash before you realise it.

 

[Johnnyc]

 

[therealjohnny]

Have you ever visited Eirecore?

Peeee-yewwww

 

[Yurn!]

Or replace all the fire extinguishers with cans of Lynx.

Java?

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

You should allude to A smell. 'Jesus, the bang in here is unreal! Can you smell it, co-worker? It's desperate. Jesus Christ!'

He'll realise it's him who smells but will think that you don't know that it's him yet, and will go and have a good wash before you realise it.

Thanks Diddles, been trying that for weeks now. Hasn't dawned on him yet.

 

[Diddles]

Ah well. Get him this bag in Brown Thomas.

 

[CitySickness]

Java?

Cheers.

 

[Yurn!]

I smell like a meadow. a meadow where you've just had sex with someone really hot.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Ah well. Get him this bag in Brown Thomas.

LOL I'd rep you again if I could....

I'm started to get really irritated. Do some people just not care if they smell like sh1t?? I usually take a cursory sniff of my underarms once or twice a day just to check that I smell ok --- wtf??? He's not young either, he's around 28. And he has a girlfriend too so I imagine she must get a whiff of him sometimes...URGH.

 

[Yurn!]

LOL I'd rep you again if I could....

I'm started to get really irritated. Do some people just not care if they smell like sh1t?? I usually take a cursory sniff of my underarms once or twice a day just to check that I smell ok --- wtf??? He's not young either, he's around 28. And he has a girlfriend too so I imagine she must get a whiff of him sometimes...URGH.

some dudes hygiene is shocking. how girls atcually make physical contact with some humans is mystifying to me. or maybe they're just DURTY too.

 

[Johnnyc]

 

[Johnnyc]

LOL I'd rep you again if I could....

I'm started to get really irritated. Do some people just not care if they smell like sh1t??

Apparently not - ask Roisin?

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Apparently not - ask Roisin?

I'd rather not, she stinks.

 

[Lord Damian]

LOL I'd rep you again if I could....

I'm started to get really irritated. Do some people just not care if they smell like sh1t?? I usually take a cursory sniff of my underarms once or twice a day just to check that I smell ok --- wtf??? He's not young either, he's around 28. And he has a girlfriend too so I imagine she must get a whiff of him sometimes...URGH.

imagine the smell of his balls...

i don't think there's an easy way to tell someone they reek w/o hurting their feelings at least a little bit. then again, he might be like me. i generally think i smell ok, but if someone told me that i didn't i really wouldn't give a shit. i'm not one to slather myself in chemicals to keep away the human smell.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

imagine the smell of his balls...

i don't think there's an easy way to tell someone they reek w/o hurting their feelings at least a little bit. then again, he might be like me. i generally think i smell ok, but if someone told me that i didn't i really wouldn't give a shit. i'm not one to slather myself in chemicals to keep away the human smell.

I wouldn't mind if it was the simple musk after a workout. I don't mind normal human smells. But he doesn't smell normal. He smells like he was used as a urinal at a hogmanay party in Glasgow that everyone subsequently vomitted into and the lot of it was left to rot for a good week before being added to other batches of poo/pee/puke before going off to the sewer.

It is not a human smell.

 

[classic seanc]

LOL I'd rep you again if I could....

I'm started to get really irritated. Do some people just not care if they smell like sh1t?? I usually take a cursory sniff of my underarms once or twice a day just to check that I smell ok --- wtf??? He's not young either, he's around 28. And he has a girlfriend too so I imagine she must get a whiff of him sometimes...URGH.

The girlfriend might like his smell. Pheromones and shit.
Also, some people just don’t realise it. No one tells them like.
And some people are just smelly pricks.


EDIT: After seeing your above post, nevermind.

 

[CitySickness]

He smells like he was used as a urinal at a hogmanay party in Glasgow that everyone subsequently vomitted into and the lot of it was left to rot for a good week before being added to other batches of poo/pee/puke before going off to the sewer.

Ask him not to do this in future. Also, let him smell this thread.

 

[Lord Damian]

I wouldn't mind if it was the simple musk after a workout. I don't mind normal human smells. But he doesn't smell normal. He smells like he was used as a urinal at a hogmanay party in Glasgow that everyone subsequently vomitted into and the lot of it was left to rot for a good week before being added to other batches of poo/pee/puke before going off to the sewer.

It is not a human smell.

maybe he's sick? like, physically sick..inside?

or maybe he's been body-snatched and replaced with a smelly clone?

i wish i had an answer, then i'd be the hero.

so solly.

 

[La La]

i cant believe no one said show him this thread yet