Minor complaints thread (25 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Would they have rods long enough to reach all the way to Boston?

That's amazing.

 

[pete]

Guys arrived. Can't find the blockage, which means that it's out in the main road. So I have had to call Dublin City Council.

The fucking joys of home ownership.

do you still have to pay them?

 

[ernesto]

do you still have to pay them?

Id imagine a call out fee still applies

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

do you still have to pay them?

It just cost me 100 quid to find out that it shouldn't have cost me anything.
Hard to tell a man ankle deep in sewage for an hour on your say so that you don't owe him anything.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Hard to tell a man ankle deep in sewage for an hour on your say so that you don't owe him anything.

Hard but not impossible.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Now the Council said it's not their line that's blocked.

Sweet fuck.

 

[therealjohnny]

Just admit the giant jobby came from you and pony up the dough

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Got it fixed. Dublin City Council were amazing.

Got out there within the a few hours. Moaned a bit but got it done.

Fucking massive relief.

Now, anyone fancy scrubbing down a concrete yard with bleach?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

In Lidl. Their deluxe frozen pizzas are all gone. The space in the freezer is taken up with fancy desserts. Dinner plans in disarray.

 

[washingcattle]

In Lidl. Their deluxe frozen pizzas are all gone. The space in the freezer is taken up with fancy desserts. Dinner plans in disarray.

Fuck that, go ape.

 

[Unicron]

I've been sharing the load looking after my nephew this week. He's great but he makes me glad I'm single/hope I'm sterile/consider a vasetomy.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I've been sharing the load looking after my nephew this week. He's great but he makes me glad I'm single/hope I'm sterile/consider a vasetomy.

my nieces and nephew have made me reconsider my not having kids stance.

 

[washingcattle]

I've been sharing the load looking after my nephew this week. He's great but he makes me glad I'm single/hope I'm sterile/consider a vasetomy.

Apparently it's different with your own though.

Other people's children are, without fail, completely dreadful.

 

[Jim Daniels]

Apparently it's different with your own though.

Other people's children are, without fail, completely dreadful.

Midget drunks...

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[7 - No tomorrow]

Got it fixed. Dublin City Council were amazing.

Got out there within the a few hours. Moaned a bit but got it done.

Fucking massive relief.

Now, anyone fancy scrubbing down a concrete yard with bleach?

Because I can tell everyone is fascinated with the story of my backyard full of poowater, the guy I called in DCC turned out to be my brother's next door neighbour. Which was nice.
After I thanked him, I got a 5 minute lecture on how Irish Water was going to fuck everything up. "You'll be calling Cork to speak to talk about a sewer in Dublin!"
I do miss it there sometimes.

 

[shower another shower]

I've either an ingrown toenail, gout, or need new work boots. All of which are a pain.

 

[Unicron]

my nieces and nephew have made me reconsider my not having kids stance.

That's how they get you, but there's a world of difference between being the fun uncle and an actual parent, I've managed to avoid having to do a single nappy.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

That's how they get you, but there's a world of difference between being the fun uncle and an actual parent, I've managed to avoid having to do a single nappy.

Yeah, I hear that. I turn up, off the plane, bring the presents and I'm the cool guy. I don't have to deal with the messy stuff.

 

[ernesto]

I've either an ingrown toenail, gout, or need new work boots. All of which are a pain.

Gout loves you

 

[ernesto]

Just went for a piss before getting the 67 and now in Palmerstown I'm dying for a slash and my gaff is a good ten mins from where I get off the bus