тхеодоре кацзынски
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Ventured out for a while,bad idea.Back on the bed now sniffling.
Why have you forsaken me Santa?
Why have you forsaken me Santa?
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just put batteries in the Furby
i may regret this
People on planes who put their seats back on top of the 6ft+ guy behind them.
People who jump to the top of the queue cause the rules don't apply to them.
People with their bag on the seat next to them on the full train/bus.
Bah! Humbug!
1. Ask them to put it forward again, them kick the living shit out of the back of the chair for the whole flight if they refuse.
2. Tell them to fuck off.
3. Ask them to move it, then fuck it out the window if they refuse.
Not knowing when a turkey is done.
I might poison Rita and myself.
My mother keeps going on about "the juices running clear". I'm not sure what exactly that means. But thats the way, apparantly.
Stick a fork in the meat and if the juices that spring forth are clear it's done, if they're not clear they'll be a pinky red blood like colour. Same thing with all meats really.
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