Minor complaints thread (2 Viewers)

[Jim Daniels]

I've a mad mouth ulcer or something weird, maybe the ebola virus, but I can't enjoy oranges because of it. I'm pure vexed.

Bonjela! Works wonders!

 

[Psycho Punk]

I've a mad mouth ulcer or something weird, maybe the ebola virus, but I can't enjoy oranges because of it. I'm pure vexed.

Try bonjela it works for a lot of mouth problems.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Bonjela! Works wonders!

Snap!

 

[ernesto]

Not knowing the surname of a lady I met on Saturday night

 

[Reets]

Send in the description to the missed connection section of the Metro.

It wouldn't be creepy at all, I swear!

 

[ernesto]

Send in the description to the missed connection section of the Metro.

It wouldn't be creepy at all, I swear!

its ok. i got her number in the end

 

[Reets]

That's fine then.
I went out with someone for about 2 months without knowing his name, I think I got away with it.
He was Dutch, so it was probably a stupid name anyway.

 

[ernesto]

That's fine then.
I went out with someone for about 2 months without knowing his name, I think I got away with it.
He was Dutch, so it was probably a stupid name anyway.

more than likely.
with regards to my 'encounter'..... bit embarrassing to have to ask someone their name the following day. having, you know, had the' hows yer father'.
doubly funny and relieved to get asked the same question in return

 

[pete]

TMI

 

[ann post]

more than likely.
with regards to my 'encounter'..... bit embarrassing to have to ask someone their name the following day. having, you know, had the' hows yer father'.

you are supposed to offer tea/coffee in the morn and hope to bejaysus they dont open thier bills and leave them sitting in plain view between the bedroom and the coffee with the address thing facing up.

 

[GO]

Ernesto was banging some chick.

Kool.

 

[nooleen]

so how IS her father?

 

[D0njo]

He's well. Oh... err

 

[nooleen]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=how's your father&defid=2651465

a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'

 

[Jill Hives]

Names like this: Rudolph Robert Basil Aloysius Augustine Feilding, 9th Earl of Denbigh, 8th Earl of Desmond

 

[Psycho Punk]

Names like this: Rudolph Robert Basil Aloysius Augustine Feilding, 9th Earl of Denbigh, 8th Earl of Desmond

Don't worry: when I seize power next year they will all be shot.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

not feeling a bit christmassy. a very minor complaint consiering I dont really like christmas.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Wisdom tooth is cutting into my cheek leaving an ulcer-like sore.

 

[Jill Hives]

not feeling a bit christmassy. a very minor complaint consiering I dont really like christmas.

I bought a tree and made Christmas cookies. Still not in the mood. I tried though.
I'm just looking forward to my time away from work, watching dvds on the couch and drinking hot port. That's cheery.

 

[hermie]

its ok. i got her number in the end

Who's the girly?