ask a moai (2 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

Dear Moai, who will win in a rock off between my band and jane's?

ps. the answer is mine but I just want some clarification for the non-believers

 

[Froog]

Dear maoi, did you just fart?

 

[frona]

seriously - i got a book on ebay the other day and i cant find it and my house isn't that big

Any idea Easter man?

Fialing that...

Is there a spell or incantation I can use to find it-something like Control+ F in Windows?

Brian Conniffe?

Ask this guy. If it works you owe him a Euro. He can be found in Franciscan churches.

 

[jane]

Dear Moai, who will win in a rock off between my band and jane's?

ps. the answer is mine but I just want some clarification for the non-believers

Oh, I see what you did there.

My stage name is Fox, by the way. As in sly like a. As in crazy like a. As in AWESOME LIKE A FOX.

I'm re-inventing Foxitude for the metal multimillions.

Pete, can we get a bigger one of these?: .|..|

What's your band's name, I is John? Is it WE IS CRAP? eh? Eh? Eh?

We're Skulfuk, by the way. You won't even see us coming. You'd think you would, but you won't. Trust me. trust me because I AM FOX.

 

[taubstumm]

Dear Moai, who will win in a rock off between my band and jane's?

ps. the answer is mine but I just want some clarification for the non-believers

we do not dance about architecture

 

[jane]

Dear Moai,

Exactly how awesome is Skulfuk?

Love,
Fox

PS: My moves are amazing.

 

[Hector Grey]

Dear Moai,

Exactly how awesome is Skulfuk?

Love,
Fox

PS: My moves are amazing.

are you high?

 

[jane]

are you high?

Riffs not spliffs, dude. That's the key to Skulfuk's mega-success.

 

[Hector Grey]

Riffs not spliffs, dude. That's the key to Skulfuk's mega-success.

bongs not songs more like! snarf!

 

[jane]

Coke's no joke.

Pink Snack, not smack.

 

[Los Davos]

Dear Moai, why is the sphinx pointing in to the galaxy?

 

[coast to coast]

Were you proud when Sylvain Distin made it as a proffessional?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Dear Moai, WHY IS THUMPED SO UNSTABLE??

 

[Jill Hives]

Dear Moai, could you please explain the cryptic text, which I deleted by accident before I could research it?

 

[La La]

Dear Moai,
If a band can't exist exist without money, then the band shouln't exist.
Right?

 

[taubstumm]

Dear Moai, could you please explain the cryptic text, which I deleted by accident before I could research it?

fridge magnets

 

[taubstumm]

Dear Moai,
If a band can't exist exist without money, then the band shouln't exist.
Right?

humans are the only animal for whom their own existence is a problem which they must solve

 

[taubstumm]

Were you proud when Sylvain Distin made it as a proffessional?

after the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box

 

[Lili Marlene]

Dear moai, why did you only answer questions by girls? Goddamn shallow imparter of timeless wisdom

 

[D0njo]

Dear Mowy Wowy: Mowy Wowy or Labrador?