would you rather (1 Viewer)

[La La]

have a cock for an arm or a lad for a leg?

be honest now.
PS there is plenty more from where that came from.

like this: ladies, would you rather have sex with fat bastard for a month or mini-me for a year?

 

[Thebeard]

A lad for a leg would make for double entry! Now thats what im talkin about!

 

[Yurn!]

Totally go for limb/lad interface there La La.

 

[sugar_referee]

My Granda sometimes sagely poses the question

'would you rather suck a boil, or eat a bowl of snot?'

I don't know why

 

[La La]

right lets keep this going.

would you rather NEVER be allowed to listen to music again, or you can listen to music - only is HAS to be the Kelly Family? (see summer songs thread for a picture reference.)

 

[Yurn!]

right lets keep this going.

would you rather NEVER be allowed to listen to music again, or you can listen to music - only is HAS to be the Kelly Family? (see summer songs thread for a picture reference.)

Oh God this is like Sophie's Choice...

 

[Wheels]

right lets keep this going.

would you rather NEVER be allowed to listen to music again, or you can listen to music - only is HAS to be the Kelly Family? (see summer songs thread for a picture reference.)

The former. I'd rather live with the memories. The Kelly Family were all drowned in a big bucket for crimes against humanity weren't they?

 

[La La]

The former. I'd rather live with the memories. The Kelly Family were all drowned in a big bucket for crimes against humanity weren't they?

not yet. see wikipedia.

how about a choice between the kelly fam or the carter twins?

 

[ICUH8N]

I was at a wedding in Germany last year, and they played not one but several Kelly Family tunes.

Bad buzz.

 

[Lord Damian]

have a cock for an arm or a lad for a leg?

be honest now.
PS there is plenty more from where that came from.

like this: ladies, would you rather have sex with fat bastard for a month or mini-me for a year?

doesn't mini-me HAVE a lad for a (third) leg? tough decision yer giving the womyn there, LaLa.

personally, if i had to live in any sort of universe with out music/with only crap music/where i had a wang for a limb, i'd just off myself. unless if it was some sort of weird universe where someone asked "if you had to off yourself, would you rather A but B, or C but D....?"

 

[Lord Damian]

PS - in grade school there was this kid who would always ask questions like "would you smell mr.-such-and-such-fat-teacher's farts all day for $100?" or "would you let ms. such-and-such-300-pound-teacher sit on your face for $1000?"

i sometimes wonder whatever happened to that kid. that clearly bisexual kid with the fetish for overweight asses.

 

[Wilbert]

PS - in grade school there was this kid who would always ask questions like "would you smell mr.-such-and-such-fat-teacher's farts all day for $100?" or "would you let ms. such-and-such-300-pound-teacher sit on your face for $1000?"

i sometimes wonder whatever happened to that kid. that clearly bisexual kid with the fetish for overweight asses.

.....and that young man grew up to be Lord Damian.

 

[Gambra]

hmm, lad for a leg and never listen to music again I'd say. Rather not have my mermory of good music soiled by them.

"Sometimes.. I wash I was an angel.. Sometimes.. I was I was you....." etc etc

 

[nlgbbbblth]

The Kelly Family = sinister freaks

 

[classic seanc]

PS - in grade school there was this kid who would always ask questions like "would you smell mr.-such-and-such-fat-teacher's farts all day for $100?" or "would you let ms. such-and-such-300-pound-teacher sit on your face for $1000?"

i sometimes wonder whatever happened to that kid. that clearly bisexual kid with the fetish for overweight asses.

In my school it was "would you suck a black man's willy for £100 (old money)?"

And if you said "no", they'd say


"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, YOU'D DO IT FOR FREEEEE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE GAY!"

 

[Wilbert]

Our version was:

Question "Are you a benny tied to a tree?"
Answer "No"
Result "AAAAAAHHHHHH BENNY ON THE LOOSE!"

A benny = a gay.

 

[billygannon]

Would you rather be black or white?

 

[Yurn!]

Billy, white is right, but black is the craic.

 

[billygannon]

Слово горилл как пугает теперь

 

[La La]

In my school it was "would you suck a black man's willy for £100 (old money)?"

And if you said "no", they'd say


"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, YOU'D DO IT FOR FREEEEE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE GAY!"

homophobic racist.