Weeler signs to major label! (2 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

Fuck sake, your ma jokes are one of the most well-respected brands of humour, I thought everyone knew that?

 

[the strange guy]

Poor Weeler's intellect doesn't stretch to 'your ma' jokes. His ma obviously didn't bring him up right, or he was conceived with some of his da's weak sperm.

 

[W.]

oly that's the most racist thing i've heard in ages - I presume you're saying that because you know my dad is Native American - FUCK YOU.

 

[the strange guy]

They have weak sperm? I thought they were just killed to fuck by the Europeans and their filthy diseases.

Your ma told me the native indian thing was just a diversion and your da is actually the aboriginal milk man.

 

[stephenoblunt]

But the question is, what did you do on that day?

After the interview.

 

[W.]

i was getting ready for the RTS the next day.

 

[Cormcolash]

He was out around town looking for a US Flag bandana.

 

[Dirty Boy]

He was out around town looking for a US Flag bandana.

I love the feeling of hot semen dripping down my thighs.

 

[the strange guy]

Luckily enough, so does my girlfriend. Unfortunately, mine comes out crisp and cold, so maybe you should give her a call.

 

[Shorty]

He was out around town looking for a US Flag bandana.

Or looking for a t-shirt with a big E on it?

Putting the E in terror !!!

 

[Cormcolash]

Damn right!

 

[the strange guy]

That looks like some kind of British stag night in Temple bar, without the learner plates and fake breasts.
Stand up straight, you have a slouch.

 

[Cormcolash]

I do indeed have a slouch, sue me!