update thread (2 Viewers)

[La La]

squiggle: did you ever get rid of teh dead pigeon smell in your house?
cinnamonboy: what has happened with the lady from work?
wobbler: do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, do your balls [continue to] hang low??
roisin: any more bad dates?
billygannon: how's it going on the baby front?

i cant think of anyone else right now

 

[Squiggle]

squiggle: did you ever get rid of teh dead pigeon smell in your house?

Well, the landlord/caretaker etc never did anything about it. But the smell is gone now. I'm guessing that it either rotted enough to stop smelling or that rats ate it.

 

[Wobbler]

wobbler: do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, do your balls [continue to] hang low??

I don't want to dissapoint people, but my balls went back to normal the next day. Still grotesque but at least in proportion.

 

[MDR]

I don't want to dissapoint people, but my balls went back to normal the next day. Still grotesque but at least in proportion.

There goes my idea for an advent calendar with a picture of your balls in various states of skrinkage each day.

 

[Wobbler]

There goes my idea for an advent calendar with a picture of your balls in various states of skrinkage each day.

Pity. It could have raised a few bob for charity too.

 

[MDR]

Pity. It could have raised a few bob for charity too.

If it's for charity then I'm definitely not doing it.

 

[oh shit]

I'm moving to london. got an offer of halls - with an all weather football pitch attached. my mind was made up.

 

[MDR]

I'm moving to london. got an offer of halls - with an all weather football pitch attached. my mind was made up.

I was once offered halls with oates.

 

[rettucs]

I was once offered halls with oates.

you're out of touch.....



....sorry....

 

[CinnamonBoy]

cinnamonboy: what has happened with the lady from work?

We're going to Portugal together in two weeks!

Life is good.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

oh, lala, i found out the name of that programme in the end.
its called the cook report.

 

[magicbastarder]

the cook report?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

the cook report?

cheers

etc

 

[MDR]

Did janer decide to have the abortion in the end?

 

[La La]

We're going to Portugal together in two weeks!

Life is good.

jesus effing christ taht was unexpected. eh...well done!!!

oh, lala, i found out the name of that programme in the end.
its called the cook report.

cheers.

the cook report?

cheers.

cheers

etc

the cook report?

Did janer decide to have the abortion in the end?

zing, etc. you were very good on balcony tv, btw. nice to see someone not mistreat a guitar on that show.

 

[MDR]

Thanks dude - it took a few takes before we realised that the stool was upside-down.

 

[Gambra]

cheers.

The Cook Report?

cheers.

The Cook Report?

the cook report?

cheers.

 

[nEiLo]

cheers

 

[ann post]

i think thumped should end here, it would be a shame to go on when everything is at such a conclusive point.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I'm moving to london. got an offer of halls - with an all weather football pitch attached. my mind was made up.

Man, that's the dream.

I'd be out for a kickaround every 5 minutes.