tiger woods hates irish people (1 Viewer)

[La La]

Woods lashes out at stories, pictures of his wife


By DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer
September 20, 2006

STRAFFAN, Ireland (AP) -- Tiger Woods was outraged Wednesday at an Irish magazine and a tabloid that linked photos of his wife to various pornography sites, and his agent was studying the merits of a lawsuit.

The publisher, Dubliner Media Limited, issued an apology saying it was a satire and didn't expect anyone to take it seriously.

Woods was among those who did.

 

[It Will Never Last]

All the while we console ourselves by knowing that no matter how good he is at hitting little white balls with a big stick, he's no Christy Ring.

Famous story from work...

A load of auld fellas crowding round the TV in our break room, watching some fucking stupid golf thing. Our hero Dick Eakins is in the corner, muttering to himself.

A roar goes up, some rich cunt has holed a 40 foot putt to win some shit. Dick issues a series of expletives.

"Jaysus Dick, could you not at least acknowledge the feat of a 40 foot putt to win the fucking thing"? says one of the auld fellas.

"Course he holed it" says Dick, "he'd no one marking him".

 

[La La]

hey pete - please delete this cos i just noticed rowdy's thread on the same topic.
fanks

 

[ratmonkey]

Tiger Woods ins't a real tiger. This one is.