this thread will change your life (1 Viewer)

[taubstumm]

while sitting at your desk, or whatever it is you sit at, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. your foot will change direction. yes indeed.

 

[Super Dexta]

go back to germany

 

[nlgbbbblth]

tom

have they got cream crackers in Berlin?

try and eat two in under 50 seconds without taking a drink.

 

[ernesto]

while sitting at your desk, or whatever it is you sit at, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. your foot will change direction. yes indeed.

no it fuckin didnt Tom. 'change my life'?? more like 'would ye ever fuck off'

ive got one. while typing a reply to this thread, spill scalding coffee/tea on to your crotch. THATS a life changing experience. go on, give it a shot!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

your crotch

One of Bart's best prank calls to Moe's tavern is

'I'm looking for Mike Rotch'

'HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE ROTCH?'

'HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE ROTCH?'

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i can do it and keep my foot turning in a clockwise direction! .|..|

is it cheating to start not at the highest part of the 6 but at the other end?

 

[ernesto]

i can do it and keep my foot turning in a clockwise direction! .|..|

is it cheating to start not at the highest part of the 6 but at the other end?

no, i started at the top. tom is a liar. lies make baby jesus cry

 

[ICUH8N]

you're tryin' to make a monkey out of...us

j'accuse

 

[ernesto]

is that from 'invasion of the body-snatchers' and that guy is screaming with some horrible voice or is just a guy screaming and im gettin all conflustered?

 

[La La]

tom, di bist sehr nerdlich.

 

[snakybus]

hey wow cool

it did!

 

[Unclealo]

If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer

(everyone puts hand over face)

*SHLAPPPP* (alo slaps everyone in the face)



Hahahahah spas!

 

[La La]

my heart is as big as a clenched fist.

hwa hwa hwaaaaaa

 

[ICUH8N]

is that from 'invasion of the body-snatchers' and that guy is screaming with some horrible voice or is just a guy screaming and im gettin all conflustered?

It's from invasion. Probably one of my favourite jpegs.

 

[billygannon]

For the lads: Extend your thumb out horizontally and your index finger vertically, creating a right angle. The hypotenuse of the right-angle triangle is the same length as your cock.

Other ones... your forearm is the same length as your feet. Your eyes are in the middle of your face. Your nose is one third of the way up your face (going from the chin upwards). And your head is half the size of your torso.

 

[billygannon]

For the lads: Extend your thumb out horizontally and your index finger vertically, creating a right angle. The hypotenuse of the right-angle triangle is the same length as your cock.

And just to add to that... this hypotenuse is also the same length as the tip of your big finger to where the base of your palm meets your wrist.