The worst christmas you ever had. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

I'm otherwise quite chirpy today.

Mine have been all relativley drunken/hungover hilarity from working the night before, but alas those days are gone for now. The most memorable one was arriving in a hospital at 3 a.m hammered, looking for my little brother who'd had his face ripped up by a beer glass.

Our parents found us outside loughlinstown hospital at 5 o'clock; both twisted, me in knots laughing and him in stitches.

Good times.

 

[Napalm]

Working as a kitchen porter in Jurys on xmas day...

 

[ICUH8N]

Trapped in an isolated farmhouse outside avignon with my mom and her husband, my sister's future parents in-law, their parents, my dad with broken ribs, out of it on painkillers, without his girlfriend.

Even the 10-year old jemmy didn't help.

 

[RSJ]

Last three or four christmas days i've been unable to either eat anything other than mashed spuds or drink any alcohol due to this wisdom tooth that pops up for three or four days a year, always incuding christmas day.

 

[nofriendo]

I think it was the year i was visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Yet to Come that really freaked me out!

 

[glen]

Last three or four christmas days i've been unable to either eat anything other than mashed spuds or drink any alcohol due to this wisdom tooth that pops up for three or four days a year, always incuding christmas day.

You get free dental care in jail.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

THAT ONE WHEN YOU GAVE ME A SAMMY HAGAR POSTER..... FUMIN'!!!! MY HANDS STARTED TO THROW UP JUST FROM TOUCHIN' IT. WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO REMEMBER ... DAMNIT... I'LL JUST CRACK OPEN THIS BEER HERE.. THAT THE BOSS GAVE ME... FOR ROLLIN A BIG STONKIN' JAZZ FAG AND FORGET ABOUT HIM ... GONNA BE FLYIN' HIGH TONIGHT. LISTEN OUT FOR THE HARD ROCK ON BAGGOT STREET TONIGHT!!!
ALLAHQUANDO!!

 

[RSJ]

You get free dental care in jail.

Yes, but i hear it's administered anally.

 

[classic seanc]

That xmas in berlin in '43. The bombing raids were constant. And my fraulein had just been taken by the gestapo for interogation.

They had me on the run, and the resistance cell were all killed after a collaborator ratted them out.

And santa never came. It was a pretty shit all round........