the charlotte church show (1 Viewer)

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

shes like the girl who used to be in your class in college that you'd laugh along with her jokes just so you might have a chance of getting a ride.

fucking melt though.

 

[BC]

it's really something isn't it?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

its beautiful.

i spent the whole "charlotte does being a preacher" part hiding behind my dog and a wall of cushions.

 

[BC]

i've only seen one episode, i especially liked the bit where she pretended to be an office temp, but thats probably just cos she wearing glasses and had dark hair. anyway, some of those jokes though? my god, more cringeworthy than watching david brent and alan partridge having sex.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

she throws profanity around like confetti.
i dont like her.
shes singing again now.

 

[jillface]

her theme tune is really fucking shite. and the jokes are crappy, rehearsed, read off a promter and the audience only laugh because they are all related to her.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

the only laugh cause they're threatened with another one of charlottes numbers.
number 2.

 

[La La]

AND her boyfriend is an orange with calf implants and bad hair.

 

[RSJ]

I like how, even with safe search on, her baps are the third result on google image search. Shows the esteem in which she's held.

 

[nofriendo]

voted best arse in england when she was 16! kind of seedy eh

 

[siobhan]

i saw one episode about a month ago and laughed all the way through the title song- but then the show started and the jokes were was so staged and false and shite and badly rehearsed that i turned it over or off i cant rememeber....
!bog

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

voted best arse in england when she was 16! kind of seedy eh

mmmmm

 

[Goodbye]

Still would buh

 

[ernesto]

Still would buh

ditto

 

[jillface]

yeah?
i think she's only alrigh'.
i wonder how many people would..

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

so as long as she doesnt express herself through the majesty of song then shes alright.

 

[classic seanc]

I'd do her.





in the woods






With a chainsaw.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

a roll of ductape would do the trick for her mouth....

actually...

leave the ductape.

 

[ernesto]

I'd do her.





in the woods






With a chainsaw.

hot Seanc, hot.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Not seen the show but from newspapers, photos etc she's very attractive.