Spilt milk in car - now smells like corpses (2 Viewers)

[ponderosa]

How do I treat this unholy stink?

So far, I have tried:

Shake 'n Vac
Febreze
Biological Washing Powder
Dettol
White wine vinegar solution
Tea tree oil

The tea tree oil is holding out, but for how long? What's to be done? ... seriously. Make it go awaaaayyyyyyyyyy!

Thanks.

 

[Yurn!]

Febreze

If it wasn't fot that shit, i'd never get nothin' off nobody.

Thanks Fabreze.

Thabreze. :heart:

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Rub some milk mate into it?

 

[billygannon]

My advice is to burn out your current car and claim back on the insurance. Then next time don't get a car with breast seats in the back.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Anyone ever hear that strange but true story about a women who put out a fire with her breast milk?

 

[ICUH8N]

have you tried removing the dead hooker from your boot? That always helps.

 

[Yurn!]

Anyone ever hear that strange but true story about a women who put out a fire with her breast milk?

I'll get my tits out for a tenner if yis want.

 

[ICUH8N]

I'll get my tits out for a tenner if yis want.

Fire ahead there, boss.

 

[Catwoman]

What exactly is in your vinegar solution? I would suggest a solution of white vinegar, bicarb and liquid soap.

If that doesn't work, biological washing powder in lukewarm water - this kills the enzymes in milk.

*edit* Oh I see you've used bio powder - was it lukewarm?

 

[Yurn!]

This is embarassing. Yous aren't even looking.

 

[Yurn!]

Now i know how Embrace feel.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i thought this thread might have been about some weirdly named band.
I'm sure i've heard of now smells like corpses.

 

[Bellatrix]

Haha.

"Ponderosa" is it?

"Corpses?"
"Corpses."
"Corpses?"
"Corpses."

 

[ICUH8N]

Wuh?

 

[ponderosa]

What exactly is in your vinegar solution? I would suggest a solution of white vinegar, bicarb and liquid soap.

Just 50/50 vinegar/water. Is bicarb the same as baking soda? Please excuse my hignorance. Will try that. Ta!

If that doesn't work, biological washing powder in lukewarm water - this kills the enzymes in milk.

*edit* Oh I see you've used bio powder - was it lukewarm?

Yeah, it was warm, but didn't make much difference. I might have to replace the carpet.

 

[ponderosa]

Haha.

"Ponderosa" is it?

"Corpses?"
"Corpses."
"Corpses?"
"Corpses."

Yes, 'tis I.

Copses?

A thicket of small trees or shrubs?

No, corpses. A cadaver, if you will.

Acadaver
Acadaver
Acadaver


...
The smell is driving me insane.

 

[Catwoman]

Just 50/50 vinegar/water. Is bicarb the same as baking soda? Please excuse my hignorance. Will try that. Ta!

Yes it is, it's great for absorbing smells. The vinegar kills the bacteria and the liquid soap gives it a nice nif.

If you're using bio washing powder it's important not to have the water too warm or else it kills the stuff that cleans and gets rid of stink.

 

[Bellatrix]

Yes, 'tis I.

Copses?

A thicket of small trees or shrubs?

No, corpses. A cadaver, if you will.

Acadaver
Acadaver
Acadaver


...
The smell is driving me insane.

Get it together woman.

You're turning into Sylvia Plath.

 

[sugar_referee]

"Ponderosa" is it?

Of corpse it is.




Dynamite.

 

[avernus]