Shit happens (1 Viewer)

[Wicker]

Shit happens!

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Nihilism: No shit.

And of course we must add...
Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens- one day at a time!