São Paulo Punk (2 Viewers)

[yames]

This is a local shop for local people. We don't want any trouble here, do we Tubs?

 

[Phil]

You're my wife now.

 

[yames]

I thought Weeler was the bitch?

 

[Phil]

But he's not here right now, is he?

 

[yames]

So you admit that you were the 'man' and he the 'wife'.

 

[Phil]

It operated on a rota system whereby I would have the trousers Monday, Wednesday and Friday and Weeler would have them Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday with Sundays alternating.

 

[yames]

Very fair.

 

[the strange guy]

Did he cum too fast?

 

[Phil]

Eventually we had to move onto using two different pairs of trousers, instead of the official "I'm The Boss, Bitch" pair, since he kept getting excited with them still on him.

Shockin' display altogether.

 

[the strange guy]

Has his parents copped on to his ways yet?

 

[Phil]

The premature ejaculation?

No.

 

[the strange guy]

But surely they'd think
"Well, if we haven't heard Brian wanking yet, it's either because he has no drive, or he just cums far, far too fast"

 

[Phil]

He's got them convinced it's just that he's able to get at the really good porno now they have broadband.

 

[the strange guy]

Which makes him more stealthy?

 

[Phil]

Which makes him cum faster.

 

[the strange guy]

Ah! Much better than closing his eyes and thinking of your white arse.

 

[Phil]

Why bother imagining when it's readily available on Kazaa?

First one to find it wins a prize.

 

[W.]

it would appear i have been kicked off broadband - can't think why.

This might be something to do with it though..

weeler , that email came through into outlook express and my da saw it and wanted to know what the fuck it was about and thus rang the people at hotline.ie and complained that someone had sent this email to our computer and that it was a load of shite ......

thus theyre looking into exactly who sent this false email and posed as Garda (which they assured me is a rather serious matter) .. this is by no means a joke.these people (the cops and hotline) are looking into exactly who did this and they seemed very fuckin pissed off...

they asked me if i found out who it was would i like to press charges against them and i said i didnt know and then i found out it was you .......

call me an idiot eh? your the one who bothered to send this "joke" ... you wanted me to believe it was real.i did.i fell hook line and sinker.

good joke weeler,i cant believe i fell for it . now its your turn..
good luck with that.

make of that what you will.

 

[mc moley]

shit buzz...who was that?

 

[W.]

ian "crustpunk" moore.