Phrases to impress my football fan mates (2 Viewers)

[Thebeard]

Need to impress my mates with some phrases/facts about football/world cup etc to make me look cool and knowledgeable about it. any help appreciated
Three great ones here:

‘That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!’

‘Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!...That, was a goal.’

‘Shit! did you see that!? He must have a foot like a traction engine.’

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

square it

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Larsson loves exposing Sol Campells flanks."

 

[clive]

good hands.

 

[Yurn!]

'Look at them , they're defending SO deep!!!'

 

[broken arm]

watch your house

 

[shitepipe]

man on

 

[Yurn!]

AH REF!!! HOWSIE!!!!

 

[classic seanc]

THAT'S LIQUID FOOTBALL!

 

[clive]

gary rooney has a broken toe, but sven will probably play him instead of keane anyway.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

hes lobbed seamen from 40 yards.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I think I'll draw a house

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Is Paki Bonner one of those packies?"

 

[classic seanc]

Soccor is gay.

 

[clive]

david becham is coming at him from behind. he's such a ride.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"OHH!!!!....Yeah so as i was sayin, around 40 people died at Heysel and about 100 at Hillsborough. Fuckin mad shit."

 

[george mcfly]

::clef:: you're gonna get your fucking head kicked in::clef::

 

[#10-7]

ronaldo mot as scare now.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

::clef:: IN YOUR EVERTON SLUMS::clef::

 

[clive]

ronaldo mot as scare now.

there's that phrase again - explain it to me.