jane
Well-Known Member
Wow. I came to NY to get my passport renewed because it was actually the only practical way to do it. Get it in 24 hours, I thought. Costs extra, but the peace of mind is worth it, I said.
Do I have my passport? No, friends, I do not. Is my mind peaceful? If it is in peace, it is only because I have realised that the whole situation is now out of my hands. My passport is somewhere in this great city, possibly to be given to me today, which is more than the 24 hours I paid for. I guess you could say that I got a free extra day of passport babysitting.
Four hours of forms, drama, frantic phone calls (my friend had to come up and fill out forms attesting that I am a real person, and not just a collection of molecules), two letters to the STate Department, one of which was a formal apology for the existence of cyclones, and two attempts to get the photo right, even the people behind me in the queue, who were waiting ages, thought it was pretty funny. Circus! A circus! Luckily, the pencil pushers were really nice about it, and incredibly apologetic about the amount of paperwork and stupid crap that had to be done.
No matter, I thought. I will have the offending document tomorrow afternoon. After all, it's why I paid way over the odds. It's why I wrote two letters to the State Department trying to plead my case. I went in to the agency yesterday afternoon and was told that the machine that prints passports (which I imagine looks like a cross between a waffle iron and a bedazzler) is busted. THE MACHINE THAT PRINTS PASSPORTS IS BUSTED.
Anyway, if I don't get the thing this morning, I'm stranded here for the weekend, which is, by the way, not the worst thing in the world, even if it is inconvenient. It's going to be 72 degrees F today (like 21C).
Please post stories of passport hell and/or stupidity here.
Do I have my passport? No, friends, I do not. Is my mind peaceful? If it is in peace, it is only because I have realised that the whole situation is now out of my hands. My passport is somewhere in this great city, possibly to be given to me today, which is more than the 24 hours I paid for. I guess you could say that I got a free extra day of passport babysitting.
Four hours of forms, drama, frantic phone calls (my friend had to come up and fill out forms attesting that I am a real person, and not just a collection of molecules), two letters to the STate Department, one of which was a formal apology for the existence of cyclones, and two attempts to get the photo right, even the people behind me in the queue, who were waiting ages, thought it was pretty funny. Circus! A circus! Luckily, the pencil pushers were really nice about it, and incredibly apologetic about the amount of paperwork and stupid crap that had to be done.
No matter, I thought. I will have the offending document tomorrow afternoon. After all, it's why I paid way over the odds. It's why I wrote two letters to the State Department trying to plead my case. I went in to the agency yesterday afternoon and was told that the machine that prints passports (which I imagine looks like a cross between a waffle iron and a bedazzler) is busted. THE MACHINE THAT PRINTS PASSPORTS IS BUSTED.
Anyway, if I don't get the thing this morning, I'm stranded here for the weekend, which is, by the way, not the worst thing in the world, even if it is inconvenient. It's going to be 72 degrees F today (like 21C).
Please post stories of passport hell and/or stupidity here.