Pandemic 2 (web game) (1 Viewer)

[Gambra]

Create your own virus/bacteria/parasite and unleash it on the world. The aim is to cause the most amount of deaths by the disease possible.. Will appeal to the inner people hater in you all..

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/pandemic-2/

 

[Corm]

THIS IS AWESOME!! CUBANS ARE DYING BY THE BUCKETLOAD!!! LET'S SEE YOU STOP THIS ONE CASTRO YOU CUNT!!!

 

[Gambra]

I currently have 98% of the world infected. NOW TO UNLEASH THE SYMPTOMS & DEATH!!

 

[D0njo]

This looks fantastic, im gonna give it a go now...

The nerd that does the commentary for the tutorials has an extremely nerdy voice

 

[dregin]

Fuckin Madagascar. Continuously ruining my quest for world destruction

 

[Corm]

Yeah, the little pricks wrecked my death trip as well. Fuckers. With all their lovely animals an all. Disney taught me that.

 

[Corm]

Recent listening:

Dregin, this is truly amazing. Art.

 

[dregin]

My CS:S playlist Dodgy 80s pop makes killing terrorists all that much more thrilling

 

[dregin]

/me goes about getting rid of the evidence with some REAL musak

 

[Corm]

Hahah, for CS:S I always put on some mental russian techno or some shit like that. Frantic Iceworld madness!!

 

[dregin]

Iceworld is so suck

dregin1 on steam if ya wanna play later.

 

[dregin]

Speaking of dodgy russian shoite this was a big hit on my CS playlist for a long time:

[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg"]YouTube - supersonic electronic[/ame]

 

[Corm]

I deleted CS:S about six months ago cos it was killing the thesis. Went cold turkey for a week. Went to reinstall it and I'm after losin the Half-Life 2 CD...think it's round Fullams somewhere...best off if I never find it again...specially since I'm after gettin an Xbox 360...

 

[dregin]

I hear ya. Supposed to be crammin for exams myself atm, but stress headaches are leaving my incapable of concentrating on fuck all

 

[Corm]

Stress headaches? Yeah right! Late night screen-starin' sessions headaches more like!

Get up, do a bit in the mornin, go for a cycle or a run when you're feeling stale and frustrated, then do bit more. If you don't need the computer for study turn it off, if you do, then reward yourself with a half hour online for every hour of study. You'll get through a good bit like that. It's a fuckin slog and all but it's the only way, head down.

 

[dregin]

Stress headaches? Yeah right!

Spoken like a true professional......... oh wait.

 

[Corm]

It's true! My excuse is that I'm on the computer writing all day anyway, regularly checkin stuff online and gettin distracted...what's yours!?

 

[dregin]

I've a splitting head and can't concentrate on fuck all.

 

[Gambra]

FUCKING MADAGASCARRRRR

Other message boards are going nuts over the country as well.

http://zip.4chan.org/v/res/17906235.html

 

[Gambra]

Pandemic 1.5 Escape to Madagascar

Keith new the virus was insded him but he did not tell madagscar because it would cause GLOBAL CHAOS

"i will you secret" said keith to virus inside him and he went to madagscar dock. keiths girlfied kelly live in madagascar and he had not seen her for in years. but now today he was being reunited with his true love...BUT THEN...

suddenly virus got angry and made kieht coug this got the attention of the boat pliot (i forgot what they are really called srry).

"did you jsut cough!!!" yell pilot from cockpit of boat

"no that was the wind" sa keith but he did not fool pilot he was trained in AMDAGASCAR

"this is madagascar boat #5576 we have a INFE-" suddenly keith punch pilot in face and accidentally breath on him and now PILOT WAS IFNECTED

"dear gosh i am IFNECTED me with virus! i msut save amdagscar!" yell pilot and he jump off boat and killed himself. but it was too late as sudden;ly the rest of people on baot were ifnected by virus which caused coughing and sneezing and sweating.

MEANWHILE IN MADAGSCAR

"sir there is a report of a infected boat in coming towards the port" said adviser to president madagascar

GAP! yll president. "then there is only one logicer option to do..."

"SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING" he said in dark scary voice. and the order went out and the port was shut down

"NOOOOOOO!" yelled keith as he saw the port get shut down because of the virus inside him. "DAMN YOU VIRUSSSSSSSSSSS"

and then keith and infection boat wander seas forever as new pandemic arose....

TO BE CONTINUED​