nooly the skin back in action (2 Viewers)

[nooleen]

for anyone who missed the chance to marvel at my baldy bonce a couple of years ago you're in luck, it's back with a vengeance.

 

[mc moley]

for anyone who missed the chance to marvel at my baldy bonce a couple of years ago you're in luck, it's back with a vengeance.

your what?

 

[nooleen]

my HEAD
the egg-like protuberance on top of my neck

 

[the strange guy]

Sounds like you got faulty lymph nodes. Weirdo.

 

[the strange guy]

Unless, of course, you mean you got your head shaved as opposed to something growing out of your neck. Doh.

 

[Super Dexta]

...weather? freezing? catch your death?
I probably sound like your ma but I remember one of the worst things about having next to no hair was the winter. I hope you have a big hat.

 

[oh shit]

ah now

there's nothing like the whistling of the north wind through the stubble on yer bap.. exhilarating. reminds me of surfing in january on the north coast, and the excruciating experience known as 'brain-freeze'.

 

[W.]

Re: ah now

there's nothing like the whistling of the north wind through the stubble on yer bap..

She shaved her head.. not her gash.

 

[oh shit]

Re: ah now

She shaved her head.. not her gash.

bap means head, dickbap.

 

[Cormcolash]

Bap means diddie. I'm sure only Conor will appreciate that, but GET YER BAPS OUT!

 

[Phil]

Yes Suzanna, baps.

 

[DeAd_KeV]

i hope theres dreads at the back.otherwise your just not cool

 

[nooleen]

Unless, of course, you mean you got your head shaved as opposed to something growing out of your neck. Doh.

there's nothing like the whistling of the north wind through the stubble on yer bap..

GOT my head shaved? it was a bic and soap over the bathroom sink job. the north wind is just what my scraped-to-shit inflamed scalp needs, it's a blessed relief.

 

[nooleen]

i hope theres dreads at the back.otherwise your just not cool

no dreads, a thin plait at the base of my skull tibetan monk-style. i started off trying to make it look like an aiel maidens of the spear haircut from the Wheel of Time but i just ended up looking like james cody so i got the razor out.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yes Suzanna, baps.

Damn straight.

 

[spuded]

man why are you people still not realising that long hair is the best lifestyle choice you can make for your hair, bleedin what use ya gonna be at nile now nooly, headbanging just loks shit without long hair FACT

 

[NecroSteve]

headbanging just loks shit without long hair FACT

Long hair is practical for it too. Ever headbanged for 3 hours straight with short hair? Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!! Sore neck!!!

The hair absorbs the shock of it, y'see.

 

[welshchris]

I agree headbanging with short hair does suck!! but personally I don't have the will power too rekindle my lost youth curly locks.. Well that and it looks like dave lee travis/david hasselhoff when it grows.. but don't abandon all hope yet!! the short hair rock movements can be facilitated by the simple addition of a baseball cap too ones head... hey presto ROCKIN!!!

 

[W.]

Re: ah now

bap means head, dickbap.

for some reason i can't stop lauging at this.

 

[rape the drummer]

Re: ah now

i couldn't stop laughing at phils 'yes suzanna baps' post..so simple yet so brilliant (and so ripped off aswel)