No Guigsy Tonight... (1 Viewer)

[madouva]

from Hydroponic Booking Agency, Belfast (agents for Guigsy):

WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT GUIGSY HAS BEEN HOSPITALISED AS A RESULT OF AN ACCIDENT.

HE WILL APPEAR AT TBMC PENDING HIS RECOVERY.

DJ PHIL SMITH (oasis tour DJ) WILL STILL APPEAR. HE WILL BE JOINED BY HYDROPONIC DJ’S (BELFAST)

WE SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT.

Hydroponic.

(The shit-for-brains had an accident, but Phil Smith will take the baton).

 

[Ed]

grim, i'll still be there mind, not that i really care either way whether guigsy was doing it

 

[the pope]

no guigsy? fuck that! i was so looking forward to throwing things at him. ah well...

tmbc
herv
fakearms
rednecks/frost

hmmnnn...

looks like herv i think...

 

[madouva]

Originally posted by the pope

(amended)

npb
herv
fakearms
low
rednecks/frost
telly

Hmmm...

 

[the pope]

Originally posted by madouva
Hmmm...

telly and low can go fuck themselves.

 

[madouva]

and then...

...there were four, Pope.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

pope, you're fucking barred from whealns tonight. go suck some guy like.

 

[the pope]

true.
npb - i'll see sunday with stoat
deputy fuzz i've a few times recently and will again soon in the sugar club.
low - shite
telly - shite
rednecks i've seen too much
so herv wins.

 

[madouva]

Originally posted by the pope
telly and low can go fuck themselves.

You could always join them?

 

[the pope]

Originally posted by hapi
pope, you're fucking barred from whealns tonight. go suck some guy like.

where's whealns hag?

which guy would you like me to suck? you? daemien frost? i heard he sucks....

 

[madouva]

Originally posted by the pope
npb - i'll see sunday with stoat
grand

deputy fuzz i've a few times recently and will again soon in the sugar club.
grand

low - shite
BOLLOCKS. I refute that. But...

telly - shite
true

rednecks i've seen too much.
I haven't seen them in ages. I think we might have a winner.
Sorry Herv. Good luck with it. [/B]

 

[snakybus]

fuck sake pope, Des O'Connor is funnier than you!

and low are great, are you suckin diesel or summat?

 

[the pope]

Originally posted by snakybus
fuck sake pope, Des O'Connor is funnier than you!

really? i'm a better shade of orange though..

and low are great, are you suckin diesel or summat?

no, i don't like that acousto-americano shite.

 

[Ed]

At this point i'd like to stick my oar in:

 

[madouva]

wa-hey

There's Ed! Good morning, Sir.

 

[the pope]

thanks ed. thats funny. you're a funny guy.

monkeys.

 

[Ed]

Re: wa-hey

Originally posted by madouva
There's Ed! Good morning, Sir.

Mornin', booze poisoning tonight methinks?

 

[madouva]

FIGHT!

FIGHT!

 

[Ed]

Re: FIGHT!

Originally posted by madouva
FIGHT!

is that directed at me? because if it is........................

 

[madouva]

the poisoning

I reckon it's the way forward.
Woke up thinking it was Friday, so will have a weird faux-goo on me this afternoon etc...