New Fangled Friday Rap Thread (2 Viewers)

[Diddles]

Come on people. Let's rap! It's Friday!

Tell your friends, to get with my friends
And we can be friends, and do it all weekend
Smoke blunts, get drunk, do it all weekend
From Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday

 

[Lili Marlene]

i'll believe you, I really really will
OH I'll believe you but you'll have to convince me
show me your evidence, back up all yo' claims
maybe i'll accept it, maybe you be insane

wave your hands in the air, wave them like you just don't care
everybody in favour of creationism, i want you to shout 'oh yeah'

 

[Lili Marlene]

I can't hear you at the back

 

[Pat Pockets]

Drinkin cans in the streets all night an all day
til we run outta gargles but well aint that the way
with a hunger in me belly that could get me into trouble
Dont wanna listen to yer waffle while Im scoffin a falafel

 

[Dixer]

I wanna get dusted, I gotta get dusted baby
I wanna get dusted, I gotta get dusted baby

Drivin in my car, down the avenue
Chewin on a J, what the fuck can ya do?
Dip around the corner in my nigga's mercedes
First thing I see is a fly young lady
Jump out my ride and proceed to kick game
First thing I kick is my motherfuckin name
Schooly D bitch you know that I'mma winner
I getcha high and take ya ass out to dinner
Talk about the cheeba and we talk about the black
Its 93 and the bitch smoked crack
Took her to the crib, first thing that I did
Kicked her ass and I fucked her on the bed
I pulled the gat and popped two in the dome


Yo my nigga, cause its on
Seen mo' blood than a nightmare thriller
Schooly D, I'mma crack bitch killa

 

[HMD]

HEYYYYYY
HOOOOOO
HEYYYYYY
HOOOOOO

 

[theweeyin]

Bow chikka wow wow!

 

[Pat Pockets]

I wanna get dusted, I gotta get dusted baby
I wanna get dusted, I gotta get dusted baby

Drivin in my car, down the avenue
Chewin on a J, what the fuck can ya do?
Dip around the corner in my nigga's mercedes
First thing I see is a fly young lady
Jump out my ride and proceed to kick game
First thing I kick is my motherfuckin name
Schooly D bitch you know that I'mma winner
I getcha high and take ya ass out to dinner
Talk about the cheeba and we talk about the black
Its 93 and the bitch smoked crack
Took her to the crib, first thing that I did
Kicked her ass and I fucked her on the bed
I pulled the gat and popped two in the dome


Yo my nigga, cause its on
Seen mo' blood than a nightmare thriller
Schooly D, I'mma crack bitch killa

Thats some proper gang rap right thurrr haha sounds like it could be an N.W.A tune!

 

[HMD]

Bow chikka wow wow!

we'll have none of that in here. your barred.

 

[Diddles]

It was all a dream
I used to read word up magazine
Salt’n’pepa and heavy d up in the limousine
Hangin’ pictures on my wall
Every saturday rap attack, mr. magic, marley marl
I let my tape rock ’til my tape popped
Smokin’ weed and bamboo, sippin’ on private stock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match
Remember rappin’ duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that hip hop would take it this far
Now I’m in the limelight ’cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the world trade



Poetry, sheer poetry.

 

[wild_cat]

Last time I tried to be a rapper
I got beaten by a filthy kancker
Who kept a spouting 50 cent
And all I could rap about was
Kate Moss's faberge egg.
Then it all got a bit sick
As I attempted to hit my maths teacher
with an equation stick..


Thats embarrasing.

 

[therealjohnny]

If you pick a Perri pack you will never go back

you will see

you will see

only s-ss-sixteen peee

only sixteen pee


*in best newsreader voice

 

[Diddles]

Yo Yo Yo

I got the Carrolls and I got the Royal Dutch
I can rap like Biggie Smalls but I ain't butch
I'm kinda like Demi Moore with Aston Kutch-
er. HMD is fifteen but I. Am. Much.

older (mentally). Fucking word.

 

[HMD]

HEYYYYYY
HOOOOOO
HEYYYYYY
HOOOOOO