Need New Pope (1 Viewer)

[Bill Shatner]

Pope required to lead medium-sized cult into twenty-first century, required to replace older model.
You will be virginal, male, old, male. pre-cognitive abilities a bonus, power of flight not required.

Send application to
The Roman Catholic Church,
The Vatican,
The Vatican,
V1

We are not an equal opportunities employer.

 

[Luby]

u actually think that's funny??!! muppet!!

 

[mackle]

I think it is

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Me too.

 

[RSJ]

I'm also a fan.

 

[Dylan]

I nominate Stanto with pride.

 

[jane]

I think we have a winner:


Amazonian pre-op, 8" uncut, likes long walks on the Tiber, flowing white gowns, gilded headwear, relaxing in Castelgandalfo, Papal showgirls, taking advantage of infallibility, non-penetrative beatification. Have all the makings of Pope, just need Vatican apartments. Willing to travel. Am outside now. ALA. Send photo.

 

[Cormcolash]

There is only one real contender for Pope if you ask me:

 

[avernus]

Hagrid?

 

[roxy]

There is only one real contender for Pope if you ask me:

Remember?

[DEEP AND POWERFUL AMERICAN VOICE]Robbie Coltrane is the Pope, and the Pope must DIE[/DEEP AND POWERFUL AMERICAN VOICE]

 

[Cormcolash]

Being the movie trailer voice guy is one of my dream jobs!

 

[jane]

By the way, I hope the new pope picks a cooler name than John Paul. Not that there's anything wrong with that name (or either on their own, for that matter), but why call yourself JP, when you can be Boniface? Or Telesphorus? Or Hilarius? Or Callistus?

Personally, I think we're due for another Urban. It'd be totally street, anyway.
I was named after a Pope.

 

[oh shit]

By the way, I hope the new pope picks a cooler name than John Paul. Not that there's anything wrong with that name (or either on their own, for that matter), but why call yourself JP, when you can be Boniface? Or Telesphorus? Or Hilarius? Or Callistus?

Personally, I think we're due for another Urban. It'd be totally street, anyway.
I was named after a Pope.

you may actually know this, but john paul I was called that cos it combined the names of the two popes before him. he died after 33 days 'in office' (poison, you say?) - the next pope will therefore be named Pope John Paul John Paul, or "John Paul squared" to his mates.

 

[jane]

Well, if he's called John or something, then I can say he's indirectly named after me. I was named after John XIII, whose encyclical JP Mark II completely ignored.

I still think it's time for another Pope Hilarius.

How come they have to take the name of their predecessor? What's the square root of the Pope?

 

[oh shit]

Well, if he's called John or something, then I can say he's indirectly named after me. I was named after John XIII, whose encyclical JP Mark II completely ignored.

I still think it's time for another Pope Hilarius.

How come they have to take the name of their predecessor? What's the square root of the Pope?

who said they had to? they just did it that time. hilarious would be great but i fear language has moved on, this is a modern church after all... pope deathstrike the first would be pretty cool... or pope dynamite.

the square root of the pope is a dance, i'll show you sometime.

 

[Cormcolash]

There was something on TV earlier that said the Pope may have had a part in the demise on John Paul I, it didn't really elaborate though unfortunately.
Personally I think the next Pope's name should be Pope Arnold.

 

[jane]

There was something on TV earlier that said the Pope may have had a part in the demise on John Paul I, it didn't really elaborate though unfortunately.
Personally I think the next Pope's name should be Pope Arnold.

Yeah, that's the thing my ma was talking about. She mentioned some book or something. She said she's going to look it up and email me. Sounds like Vatican intrigue is way more interesting than going to mass.

 

[Cormcolash]

Of course, I'm sure there's been many a secret bloodbath after all!

 

[avernus]

What happens in the Vatican, stays in the Vatican.

I think a good name for the new pope would be Pope Murderer.

 

[jane]

Pope-faced Killah.


The first rule of the Second Vatican Council is there's no such thing as the Second Vatican Council.