my two dads. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

ok, i have a problem. my birth father, he's young, funloving, beard and mullet, snowwashed jeans, you know the type. anyway he wants me to go out with him tonight, chug some beers and pick up chicks.

however, my adopted father, slightly more boring, but the man that brought me up and put me through college etc, wants me to stay home and clean the garage.

what should i do?

im thinking suicide or kill them both.

any suggestions?

 

[sarah]

ok, i have a problem. my birth father, he's young, funloving, beard and mullet, snowwashed jeans, you know the type. anyway he wants me to go out with him tonight, chug some beers and pick up chicks.

however, my adopted father, slightly more boring, but the man that brought me up and put me through college etc, wants me to stay home and clean the garage.

what should i do?

im thinking suicide or kill them both.

any suggestions?

stay away from the Mullet.

 

[rampz]

he looks so cool.

stay away from the Mullet.

 

[Lord Damian]

ok, i have a problem. my birth father, he's young, funloving, beard and mullet, snowwashed jeans, you know the type. anyway he wants me to go out with him tonight, chug some beers and pick up chicks.

however, my adopted father, slightly more boring, but the man that brought me up and put me through college etc, wants me to stay home and clean the garage.

what should i do?

im thinking suicide or kill them both.

any suggestions?

kill them both, then get hammered and clean the garage as penance?

 

[rampz]

is it possible to do this whilst linked up to a swiss euthanasia machine?

kill them both, then get hammered and clean the garage as penance?

 

[krystal]

you are proper mad, you.

 

[Lord Damian]

is it possible to do this whilst linked up to a swiss euthanasia machine?

not...sure...but being locked whilst cleaning the carport, and you're bound to pull some heavy piece of detritus down upon yourself, no?

in seriousness tho, i'd probably go out on the piss with the birth father because:
(a) there'd be booze involved
(b) see (a) to infinity

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you are proper mad, you.

yeah donagh, how long did it take you to come up with this shit?

 

[rampz]

come up with this shit?! andy, im living this shit!

yeah donagh, how long did it take you to come up with this shit?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

hahaha

 

[Ex-User (250)]

weird shit. dads are nuts.

 

[rampz]

u going out tonight then?

hahaha

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

dunno, g-unit messaged me about going to wax. t-t-t-t-t-tempted...

what about your bad self?

 

[brianoak]

Ramps you seem like a nice guy so I did a bit of digging and found this documentary for you.The situation is similar to yours.Hope this helps.Stay strong champ.

 

[rampz]

same here. i also am tttttempted.

dunno, g-unit messaged me about going to wax. t-t-t-t-t-tempted...

what about your bad self?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

why is life so hard, donagh?

 

[rampz]

decisions secisions. shall we have a think about it?

why is life so hard, donagh?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

over a pint?

 

[billygannon]

Never 4get

 

[rampz]

thats my daddy.

Never 4get